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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Mar 18 2017, 6:50pm
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BOLG (singing): "I wanna hold your hand!" //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Mar 18 2017, 7:57pm
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Bolg: Legolas Greenleaf will you marry me?
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(This post was edited by Smaug the iron on Mar 18 2017, 7:58pm)
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Darkstone
Immortal
Mar 18 2017, 11:17pm
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Lambada: The Forbidden Dance /
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Ataahua
Forum Admin
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Mar 19 2017, 12:05am
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"One two three four, I declare a thumb war!" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 20 2017, 9:44am
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Bolg (singing): "Your tiny hand is frozen...." //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 20 2017, 3:26pm
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Take my whole life too
For I can't help
Falling on ice with you
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Mar 21 2017, 4:42pm
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Legolas, please don't do it! That running up falling bricks stunt is just such a BAD idea!
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The bats were bad enough
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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malickfan
Gondor
Mar 22 2017, 5:16pm
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See (speaks to Tauriel off camera) I told you I was handy in a fight...
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...I'll get my coat...
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Belegdir
Lorien
Mar 23 2017, 3:01pm
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Legolas: I believe we must have some conversation, Bolg. A very little will suffice.
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You should say something about the battle, perhaps.
[They punch and lunge again.]
I might remark on the number of bodies.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 23 2017, 5:02pm
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But I don't think Bolg in a wet shirt would have quite the same impact......
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Darkstone
Immortal
Mar 23 2017, 5:18pm
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an orc in possession of an elf's hand must be in want of a good stabbing." /
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Aragorn and Legolas went now with Éomer in the van.
-Helm’s Deep, Chapter 7, Book III, The Two Towers
(Thanks to Brethil for image.)
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 27 2017, 1:05pm
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Bolg: "The little hand is on the 5 and the big hand is on the --"
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Legolas: "Ha! He fell for the old 'Do you have the time of day?' trick!"
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weathertop
Rohan
Mar 27 2017, 7:18pm
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Legolas: "Bolg you have something on your armor, right there"
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Bolg: "Where?"
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Enginerd
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Mar 29 2017, 1:00am
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On behalf of Bolg, Bow Guy, and Bohème, I declare this the winner./
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Mar 29 2017, 1:01am
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I don't care if your rock is bigger, Bolg. Only paper beats rock./
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 29 2017, 8:06am
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Thank'ee L. Ron, 'tis honoured I am.....
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*The mouse scurries off in search of a picture.... after a little sleep inside the teapot.... 
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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