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Vingilótë and "the great birds of heaven" versus Baron von Richthofen and his Flying Circus


Mar 6 2017, 8:34pm

Post #1 of 3 (3925 views)
Vingilótë and "the great birds of heaven" versus Baron von Richthofen and his Flying Circus Can't Post

Who wins?

Bonus: Elwing or Odette?

“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Mar 7 2017, 1:58am

Post #2 of 3 (3911 views)
Ten twenty thirty forty fifty or more [In reply to] Can't Post

The bloody Red Baron was rollin' up a score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
Of the bloody Red Baron of Germany

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

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Mar 8 2017, 1:54am

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*envisions Woodstock and a flock of yellow birds fighting Snoopy* [In reply to] Can't Post

The birds, flittering around uncontrollably, make Snoopy dizzy, who falls off the roof of his doghouse.

He then stands and says "Curse you, Red Baron!", and he and the birds head to the nearest bar for root beers.


"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


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