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Darkstone
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Mar 6 2017, 5:26pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XLV
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"XLV"? You know, when I was a kid my favorite Saturday morning kids show was "Fireball XL5".
Coincidence??? (Well, probably….)
Anyway, thanks very much to TORnsib and Down Under Downfallen Fan Ataahua for picking me as the forty-fourth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.
According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Indefatigable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter this strictly coincidentally fireball-themed screenshot for all of you to caption:
The original screencap is here.
(BTW, "Fireball XL5" episodes are not nearly as thrilling fifty-five years later when you’re an adult watching them on Netflix. Sad.)
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Belegdir
Lorien
Mar 6 2017, 7:37pm
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I ain't lyin' Da. I killed tha' there Dragon.
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Otaku-sempai
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Mar 6 2017, 8:51pm
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"And then I told that stupid, smelly wor... He's RIGHT THERE, isn't he?" //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Mar 6 2017, 8:53pm)
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StingingFly
Lorien
Mar 6 2017, 11:07pm
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"You're goin' to launch a metal spear with a shattered longbow?!...we're dead!" //
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(This post was edited by StingingFly on Mar 6 2017, 11:09pm)
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Ataahua
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Mar 7 2017, 1:41am
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"Dad, I think the barbecue is ready." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Fereth
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Mar 15 2017, 8:47pm
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Too late, Bain realized that the "How To Train Your Dragon" DVD he had found in the bargain bin was NOT an instruction manual.
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Darkstone
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Mar 15 2017, 8:54pm
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Go forth and post!
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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