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Ataahua
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Feb 28 2017, 7:55pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest XLIV
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Gandalf is about to get a mighty suprise... (For the full-size image, click here.)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Otaku-sempai
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Feb 28 2017, 8:16pm
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GANDALF: Weren't you an Orc a moment ago? //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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StingingFly
Lorien
Feb 28 2017, 9:05pm
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Gandalf ends up in Lilliput instead of Dol Guldur...it was the last time he asked Radagast for directions. //
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Elarie
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Feb 28 2017, 11:52pm
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Gandalf looks around and wonders why all the orcs are giggling and nudging each other
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__________________ Gold is the strife of kinsmen, and fire of the flood-tide, and the path of the serpent.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 1 2017, 9:08am
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Gandalf actually called for a moth....
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...but the Valar misunderstood!
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Darkstone
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Mar 1 2017, 2:17pm
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"Mighty were the feets/ Of the Downfalling East." /
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****************************************** “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!” "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Fereth
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Mar 1 2017, 8:20pm
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Much like the Australian Magpie or Wedge-tailed Eagle, dwarves will viciously attack from above any hapless individual who strays into their territory.
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(This post was edited by Fereth on Mar 1 2017, 8:21pm)
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Ataahua
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Mar 1 2017, 11:00pm
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I read that with David Attenborrough's voice in my head. :) /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Belegdir
Lorien
Mar 5 2017, 12:08pm
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Gandalf is about to be forced to rethink his ideas about simply dropping in.
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Ataahua
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Mar 5 2017, 5:44pm
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And the winner is ... Darkstone!
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Well done everyone who joined in. Darkstone, the burden of finding a caption-worthy pic falls to you.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Darkstone
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Mar 6 2017, 5:26pm
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Thanks for this great honor!!
****************************************** “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!” "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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