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Hobbit Caption Contest XLIV

Ataahua
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Feb 28 2017, 7:55pm

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Gandalf is about to get a mighty suprise...





(For the full-size image, click here.)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Feb 28 2017, 8:16pm

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GANDALF: Weren't you an Orc a moment ago? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


StingingFly
Lorien


Feb 28 2017, 9:05pm

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Gandalf ends up in Lilliput instead of Dol Guldur...it was the last time he asked Radagast for directions. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 28 2017, 9:55pm

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Thráindrops keep fallin' on my head...// [In reply to] Can't Post



Lissuin
Valinor


Feb 28 2017, 10:01pm

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FTW! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Elarie
Grey Havens

Feb 28 2017, 11:52pm

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Gandalf looks around and wonders why all the orcs are giggling and nudging each other [In reply to] Can't Post

Shocked

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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.



dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 1 2017, 9:08am

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Gandalf actually called for a moth.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...but the Valar misunderstood!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 1 2017, 2:17pm

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"Mighty were the feets/ Of the Downfalling East." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Fereth
Rivendell


Mar 1 2017, 8:20pm

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Much like the Australian Magpie or Wedge-tailed Eagle, dwarves will viciously attack from above any hapless individual who strays into their territory. [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by Fereth on Mar 1 2017, 8:21pm)


Ataahua
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Mar 1 2017, 11:00pm

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I read that with David Attenborrough's voice in my head. :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 5 2017, 12:08pm

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Gandalf is about to be forced to rethink his ideas about simply dropping in. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Mar 5 2017, 5:44pm

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And the winner is ... Darkstone! [In reply to] Can't Post

Well done everyone who joined in. Darkstone, the burden of finding a caption-worthy pic falls to you. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 6 2017, 5:26pm

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Great balls of fire!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for this great honor!!

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King

 
 

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