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CuriousG
Half-elven
Feb 22 2017, 5:39pm
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Caption Contest CXLIII
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(That's 143, if anyone is losing count like me. C = 100; XL = 10 from 50, or 40; and III = 3. Now go out and hug the nearest Arab you can find for our current numerical system that beats the Romans'.)
And thanks again for the winner's trophy, L Ron.
Here's our latest installment for humorous captioning. Caption away, one and all!
With full-size image here.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Feb 22 2017, 6:52pm
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To march against Sauron before we find out who made Gimli Steward would be most unwise./
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hanne
Lorien
Feb 22 2017, 6:58pm
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You think army buzz cuts will improve morale?! You first. /
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Lissuin
Valinor
Feb 22 2017, 7:34pm
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Gandalf: "Even the wise could not have foreseen this! Yes, we all promised to stick together,
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but why do I have to be his Press Secretary?"
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Ataahua
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Feb 22 2017, 8:45pm
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Legolas: "My nipple is cold." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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StingingFly
Lorien
Feb 22 2017, 11:12pm
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Aragorn: "So you just realized that you could have whispered to a moth and summoned the Eagles?!"
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Gandalf: "......."
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Feb 22 2017, 11:13pm
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GANDALF: Even I think that this room could use some colour. //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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dormouse
Half-elven
Feb 23 2017, 10:48am
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Gimli is playing the air guitar for all he's worth....
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...but it seems no one can be persuaded to dance!
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Belegdir
Lorien
Feb 23 2017, 2:23pm
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Gandalf: Oh not again. I can't sit through another of Eomer's rants about how the Riders of Rohan will crush Mordor. Cover for me...
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 23 2017, 3:37pm
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One of the drawbacks of Minas Tirith plumbing was the lack of privacy. /
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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FarFromHome
Valinor
Feb 23 2017, 4:44pm
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Legolas: "Hurry up Gimli I can't hold on much longer!" //
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They went in, and Sam shut the door.
But even as he did so, he heard suddenly,
deep and unstilled,
the sigh and murmur of the Sea upon the shores of Middle-earth.
From the unpublished Epilogue to the Lord of the Rings
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Feb 23 2017, 7:21pm
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Gandalf having a senior moment: "Has anyone seen Pippin? I swore I brought him to Minas Tirith, but I can't find him anywhere. And what's your name again, Ranger?" //
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Feb 26 2017, 11:28pm
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Your post makes me want to add: Eomer: "I'm tired of standing by this Elf whining about his nipple." //
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Feb 26 2017, 11:33pm
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And the winner is...Dormouse! Thank you all for playing. You were all equally funny and this was a nigh-impossible call.
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And seriously, even if the Steward is dead, do you really let a Dwarf hang out on his throne like it's just another park bench???
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dormouse
Half-elven
Feb 27 2017, 8:50am
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Assuming - *cough* - that you haven't been handed the wrong envelope, I will take a quick mousey bow and scurrey off to find a suitable film still!
I'll be back..... 
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Intergalactic Lawman
Rohan
Feb 27 2017, 9:49am
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Gandalf "Aragorn, don't look now but Legolas is cradling an invisible baby!"
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