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Meneldor
Valinor
Feb 17 2017, 8:43pm
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Somebody got up on the wrong side of the loo this morning. //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
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Feb 17 2017, 8:44pm
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"You only need to wear it until the stitches come out!" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Ataahua
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Feb 17 2017, 8:45pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 17 2017, 8:53pm
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"Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho!" //
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Fereth
Rivendell
Feb 17 2017, 9:50pm
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Chuck-E-Cheese's new Whack-A-Dwarf game was not a big hit with the children.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Feb 18 2017, 4:58am
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History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became a household cleaning product.
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Feb 18 2017, 6:38pm
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You worry about monsters under the bed. Monsters Inc. had monsters in the closet. Now, there's monsters in the toilet.
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I always follow my job through.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Feb 18 2017, 9:31pm
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Clearly, you are unfamiliar with the legends surrounding Dwarven elementary schools. //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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dormouse
Half-elven
Feb 19 2017, 9:22am
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There were good reasons for inventing the U-bend... //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Feb 19 2017, 2:26pm
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Lady dwarves have their own method of training their men to put the seat down
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 19 2017, 11:24pm
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"Yep. Seems to be working. The smell of apples is almost gone." //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Belegdir
Lorien
Feb 20 2017, 12:25pm
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For some reason Toilet Dwarf doesn't seem to be selling.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Feb 20 2017, 7:11pm
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Dwalin's 'Tub'nToilet' combo was one of those time saving appliances that sounds good on paper...
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Feb 21 2017, 5:52pm
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Oh Mahal! Next time I visit Bard, I'm using the front door!//
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Feb 27 2017, 4:16pm
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Severed Dwalin Head in wood presentation box, $75 direct from Weta./
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Ataahua
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Feb 27 2017, 5:22pm
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Heck, I'll take it before you triple-check the envelope! ;)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Feb 27 2017, 5:22pm)
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Pffffffff! Ha! (woot woot) /
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