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Caption Contest CXLII

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 12 2017, 4:11am

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Caption Contest CXLII Can't Post

Thanks to hanne for the honor. Your captions please!



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(This post was edited by L. Ron Halfelven on Feb 12 2017, 4:12am)


sador
Half-elven


Feb 12 2017, 8:27am

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"Careful with that axe, Eugene." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


squire
Half-elven


Feb 12 2017, 2:07pm

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Legolas: "Say again?" Orc: "It's ... North west ..." [dies] // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 12 2017, 2:44pm

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"He's grasping a slip from a fortune cookie...'You will meet a tall, dark Ranger' ." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


CuriousG
Half-elven


Feb 12 2017, 4:49pm

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Legolas: "Hmm, Arwen's necklace. How do we avoid telling Aragorn she has an orc lover?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 12 2017, 6:05pm

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"Dammit, I split a nail." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Feb 12 2017, 6:41pm

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"Scalpel, stat! That's no scalpel; that's your axe!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Too late anyway."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 13 2017, 2:37pm

Post #8 of 20 (2593 views)
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It says,'Be My Valentine... Gimli' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 13 2017, 3:30pm

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"He's dead, Gimli." "Quick, you take the Evenstar, I'll get his wallet." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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ďBegone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!Ē
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King

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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2017, 4:45pm

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"...rosebud..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






StingingFly
Lorien


Feb 13 2017, 11:14pm

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Legolas: "...hearts, stars, horseshoes,clovers and blue moons?" [In reply to] Can't Post

Orc: "No..one...takes...me...lucky.....ch..ar..m..s."


hanne
Lorien

Feb 14 2017, 5:46pm

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L: We are so going to win this scavenger hunt. What's next? G: An Oliphaunt toenail. Any ideas? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 14 2017, 6:04pm

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Very big clippers and fast reflexes? :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 14 2017, 8:28pm

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This one is well past its sell-by date. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


hanne
Lorien

Feb 14 2017, 11:00pm

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:) :) The very big clippers of the Dwarves are upon you! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 14 2017, 11:40pm

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Ai! Ai! A hangnail has come! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 15 2017, 4:11am

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Durin's Bunion!// [In reply to] Can't Post



sador
Half-elven


Feb 18 2017, 7:25pm

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Legolas: "where's the coyote?" Orc: "he took a little fall..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 20 2017, 5:09am

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Tough call on this one... but we have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

And so the burden passes to a new Bearer.


CuriousG
Half-elven


Feb 21 2017, 12:40pm

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Thank you for the honor, L Ron. [In reply to] Can't Post

I would like to thank my agent, and my wife, and my stuntman, and my...oops. Save the speech, and on to the next photo.

 
 

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