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Hobbit Caption Contest XLII

Fereth
Rivendell


Feb 9 2017, 10:43pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest XLII Can't Post

Thank you, kind Darkstone, for passing the honor onto me!

Go forth and caption!



Original image: https://heirsofdurin.files.wordpress.com/...0p-mov_000094552.jpg


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 9 2017, 10:52pm

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Tauriel and Legolas pull off their 'U2 album cover' pose. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Feb 10 2017, 2:37am

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Try as she might, Tauriel could not take her eyes off... [In reply to] Can't Post

the massive zit on the side of Legolas' face!Tongue

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 10 2017, 2:42am

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After the first few hundred years, you run out of things to talk about.// [In reply to] Can't Post



Lissuin
Valinor


Feb 10 2017, 3:01am

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That really really really awkward moment when [In reply to] Can't Post

Kili texts Legolas instead of Tauriel.

Wink


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 10 2017, 4:00am

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Arannir
Valinor


Feb 10 2017, 2:55pm

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Legolas, they used an Instagram filter on us. [In reply to] Can't Post

Tongue



"I am afraid it is only too likely to be true what you say about the critics and the public. I am dreading the publication for it will be impossible not to mind what is said. I have exposed my heart to be shot at." J.R.R. Tolkien

We all have our hearts and minds one way or another invested in these books and movies. So we all mind and should show the necessary respect.



Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Feb 10 2017, 3:01pm

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Eru help us, now she wants to talk about her feelings!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 10 2017, 3:28pm

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"Who's Itaril?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Meneldor
Valinor


Feb 10 2017, 10:02pm

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"There's no elven word for 'commitment'." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 11 2017, 12:18pm

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Legolas is not amused when Tauriel shows up on the lads weekend away to discuss their relationship. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Feb 11 2017, 2:53pm

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Hair envy.... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Feb 12 2017, 2:49pm

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Legolas: “Not now! I have a headache.” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Feb 13 2017, 10:56pm

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Tauriel: "that means the initial attack on Erebor is......a diversion!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Legolas thinks...'I can't stand it when people state the obvious!'


Fereth
Rivendell


Feb 16 2017, 3:50pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congratulations, L. Ron Halfelven!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 17 2017, 8:15pm

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Thag you very buch!// [In reply to] Can't Post


 
 

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