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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 5 2017, 4:41pm
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List of the most unnecessary or worst jobs in Middle-earth
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I’ll start: A shoe salesman in Hobbiton A gardener in Khazad-dum Barkeep at the Forsaken Inn Barnacle scraper at the Grey Havens Add yours . . . .
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Feb 5 2017, 5:28pm
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A fisherman in Mordor And the most dangerous job in Middle-earth is a butcher near Beorn's house
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 5 2017, 6:15pm
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Feb 5 2017, 7:38pm
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Mine safety inspector in Moria. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Meneldor
Valinor
Feb 5 2017, 9:51pm
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The craftsman who makes binoculars for Sauron. //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell
Feb 5 2017, 9:58pm
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FDA Health Inspector for Mordor
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Legolas' personal ophthalmologist.
"I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High-Functioning Sociopath, do your research." "But I don't regret, nor will I forget, all who took that road with me. Night is now falling, so ends this day. The road is now calling and I must away. Over hill, and under tree, through lands where never light has shined. I turned at last to paths that lead home."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 5 2017, 10:50pm
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A lumberjack in Fangorn Forest
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
Feb 6 2017, 2:21am
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some unnecessaries, some worsts, one of both
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Unnecessary: Butcher, Rivendell Barber, Iron Hills Suntanning coach, Trollshaws / Ettenmoors Speed-reading tutor, Fangorn Geriatric physician, Lothlorien Worst: Cemetery caretaker / gravedigger, Barrow-downs Dental hygienist, Mt. Gundabad/Moria/Goblin-Town/Mordor Massage therapist, for Great Goblin Farmer, Pelennor Fields Home/Building Improvement Contractor, Osgiliath Both: Mortician, Dead Marshes
*** "That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 6 2017, 2:09pm
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After Battle 'head'-cleaner at Minas Tirith Toll collector at the Bridge of Khazad-dum
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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dormouse
Half-elven
Feb 6 2017, 2:18pm
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Dressmaker in Mordor Gift shop owner in Hobbiton Caretaker in Erebor
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Feb 6 2017, 3:54pm
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At least to all appearances.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 6 2017, 10:06pm
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wears high heels Suspendies and a bra.
He's a lumberjack and he's, hoom, not OK. ♪ And then along came Treebeard Tall thin Treebeard Slow-walkin' Treebeard Slow-talkin' Treebeard Along came long, lean, lanky Treebeard ♪
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Feb 7 2017, 1:55pm
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Jobs I wouldn't want, even in Middle Earth...
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Lonely Mountain Fire Safety Inspector Lorien Leaf Raker Grinding Ice Toll Booth Attendant Chief Arachnologist, Mirkwood University Rohan Bicycle Salesman Barad-dur Court Jester Gollum's Personal Shopper A job that wouldn't be so bad... King Thranduil's Wine Taster
__________________ Gold is the strife of kinsmen, and fire of the flood-tide, and the path of the serpent.
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Feb 7 2017, 1:58pm
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"Suntanning coach" - good one
__________________ Gold is the strife of kinsmen, and fire of the flood-tide, and the path of the serpent.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 7 2017, 3:23pm
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The Great Goblin's flesh fold fumigator. /
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****************************************** “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!” "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 7 2017, 3:31pm
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****************************************** “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!” "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Misty Mountain Hop
Rivendell
Feb 7 2017, 3:45pm
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"Only, you've never done a hard day's work." - Merry
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 7 2017, 3:56pm
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****************************************** “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!” "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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