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Caption Contest the CXXXXIst


Feb 1 2017, 10:43pm

Post #1 of 14 (2029 views)
Caption Contest the CXXXXIst Can't Post

In a surprise move, I've been tagged by Otaku-sempai. Thank you! Here's a new picture for everyone to play with...

(bigger image at https://onset.shotonwhat.com/...wood-and-kiran-shah/)


Feb 1 2017, 11:02pm

Post #2 of 14 (1959 views)
"A wizard is never late, Frodoes Bagginses. Nor is he ever sober." *Hic!* / [In reply to] Can't Post


“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Feb 1 2017, 11:50pm

Post #3 of 14 (1954 views)
Proof that imitation isn't necessarily the highest form of flattery. // [In reply to] Can't Post


Forum Admin / Moderator

Feb 2 2017, 2:16am

Post #4 of 14 (1946 views)
Frodo instructing his "Mini Me" clone. // [In reply to] Can't Post



"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Feb 2 2017, 3:41am

Post #5 of 14 (1938 views)
Elijah and Kiran demonstrate the cadence segment of the Springle-ring, now erroneously called “Riverdance” // [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Feb 2 2017, 5:10am

Post #6 of 14 (1934 views)
... and the Halfling and Quarterling forth shall stand.// [In reply to] Can't Post

Superuser / Moderator

Feb 2 2017, 8:07am

Post #7 of 14 (1927 views)
Frodo realises the Shire's new cloning technology isn't quite up to scratch yet. / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories

(This post was edited by Ataahua on Feb 2 2017, 8:08am)


Feb 3 2017, 9:23pm

Post #8 of 14 (1869 views)
In the Director's cut of LOTR, Frodo sends his pesky little brother to Mordor with Sam, while he moves in with Rosie. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Feb 4 2017, 3:56am

Post #9 of 14 (1851 views)
Frodo the Tall and Frodo the Short rehearse the ‘Crossed-arm Close-quarters Half-step’. // [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Feb 5 2017, 10:21am

Post #10 of 14 (1791 views)
Sure, he had the moves...but Frodo's latest growth spurt was the last straw, resulting in his dismissal from the Lollipop Guild. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Feb 5 2017, 12:40pm

Post #11 of 14 (1782 views)
Look here Frodo Jr, you simply can't go around pinching girls' bottoms! [In reply to] Can't Post


Cuwen Maegmacil

Feb 5 2017, 10:12pm

Post #12 of 14 (1758 views)
"OK, it was cute at first, but you seriously need to discover your own style! " [In reply to] Can't Post


"I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High-Functioning Sociopath, do your research."
"But I don't regret, nor will I forget, all who took that road with me. Night is now falling, so ends this day. The road is now calling and I must away. Over hill, and under tree, through lands where never light has shined. I turned at last to paths that lead home."


Feb 11 2017, 3:03pm

Post #13 of 14 (1656 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Can't resist a bit of wordplay. You're "it", L. Ron E.

Thank you everybody for the fun, there were loads of great captions here!

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Feb 12 2017, 3:07am

Post #14 of 14 (1610 views)
I'd like to thank the Academy, all the little people, and all the even littler people./ [In reply to] Can't Post


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