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Darkstone
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Jan 31 2017, 8:17pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XLI
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Oliphaunt fan StingingFly for picking me as the fortieth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.
According to the Sacred Rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the forty-first screenshot for all of you to caption:
The original screencap is here.
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 31 2017, 11:01pm
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Feb 1 2017, 4:30pm
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Ori has a subtle way of telling the beard-length complainers EXACTLY what he thinks!
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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dormouse
Half-elven
Feb 1 2017, 7:24pm
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If only they knew how to operate a smart phone...... //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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FarFromHome
Valinor
Feb 1 2017, 10:58pm
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Terrible signal in this forest though...//
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They went in, and Sam shut the door.
But even as he did so, he heard suddenly,
deep and unstilled,
the sigh and murmur of the Sea upon the shores of Middle-earth.
From the unpublished Epilogue to the Lord of the Rings
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Fereth
Rivendell
Feb 2 2017, 12:23am
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Kili texts Ori instead of Tauriel.
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dernwyn
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Feb 2 2017, 2:04am
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"We should have taken a left turn in Albuquerque." //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 2 2017, 3:44am
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“Back off boys! I’m trying for a selfie . . .” //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Feb 2 2017, 5:04am
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No wonder he looks nonplussed. :D
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Feb 2 2017, 8:09pm
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"Ach! I canna get a tricorder readin', Mister Balin!" //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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cats16
Half-elven
Feb 4 2017, 4:19am
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"Gather 'round, boys! Ellen's Oscar selfie is about to be dethroned." //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell
Feb 5 2017, 10:26pm
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If you can read this, you might be lost.
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"I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High-Functioning Sociopath, do your research."
"But I don't regret, nor will I forget, all who took that road with me. Night is now falling, so ends this day. The road is now calling and I must away. Over hill, and under tree, through lands where never light has shined. I turned at last to paths that lead home."
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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 9 2017, 2:04am
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Lots of good ones here, but this really tickled my funny bone.
Go forth and post!
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Fereth
Rivendell
Feb 9 2017, 10:04pm
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I'll post a new thread shortly. :)
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