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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 20 2017, 10:22pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest XL...
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...and I mean XL! We're off to the races on another Captioning adventure!
Bombur is moving so fast the image is blurry!
What is prompting this burst of speed?
Original image http://www.cap-that.com/hobbit/02/images/desolation-of-smaug_0262.jpg
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 20 2017, 10:41pm
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"Hair like a snake, I make the earth shake, As I tramp through the grass; Trees crack as I pass." Bombur-Shave //
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
(This post was edited by Darkstone on Jan 20 2017, 10:43pm)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jan 20 2017, 10:51pm
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 21 2017, 3:21pm
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With wings on his heels and hope in his heart Bombur is spurred ever faster by the scent of sausages.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Jan 22 2017, 10:04am
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The war-cry of "Beardless Dwarves" coming from their enemies...
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..makes Bombur run faster than anyone
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 22 2017, 3:37pm
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Bilbo operates the radar gun as Thorin sets out a tray of pork-pies… //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 29 2017, 9:36pm
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...a small, but worthy crop of captions is headlined by this clever poetic entry from Darkstone. Lead On!
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 31 2017, 7:59pm
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I'm humbled and honored!
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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