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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jan 11 2017, 4:04pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest No. XXXIX(?)
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Hope I got that right. Well, so many pics to choose from, this is the hardest part! But the decision is made - Announcing: THE SCENE THAT NEVER WAS!
Starring Dean O'Gorman as Fili, and Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield! So, where did this take place, and what were they talking about? Were they complaining about Gloin's snoring? Hiding from fangirls? Waiting on a pizza delivery? Enquiring minds want to know, so fire up that imagination and give us some captions!!!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jan 12 2017, 1:51am
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We wait til nightfall, then Dwalin, Kili, and I jump out of the rabbit...//
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Otaku-sempai
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Jan 12 2017, 2:21am
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Darkstone
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Jan 12 2017, 4:26am
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Thorin: "Rabbits! Why did it have to be rabbits?" Fili: "Rhosgobel rabbits...very dangerous. You go first." //
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Ataahua
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Jan 12 2017, 6:23am
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Thorin: "It's simple, we sneak up on the orcs vewy, vewy quietwy." Fili: "I really hope you have a plan B.' /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jan 12 2017, 7:40pm)
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 12 2017, 3:49pm
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Thorin, your voice is still really hoarse. I've got a Fisherman's Friend you can suck on.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 12 2017, 9:12pm
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Fili: "Remember how you gave the key to Kili before we were captured by the elves? They somehow found and confiscated it, even though he had hidden it in his trousers!" //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 14 2017, 2:38pm
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"You go on ahead. I've gotta get this black thing outta the back of my neck." //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jan 14 2017, 4:00pm
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You might want to pull that little cowboy boot out of your right ear while I'm at it.//
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jan 19 2017, 4:59pm
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All the posts were good for a laugh, but I think StingingFly was the funniest, best use of the infamous "trousers" line. Tag, you're IT!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 20 2017, 1:57am
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...I shall set to work on another installment!
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