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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jan 11 2017, 2:40pm
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"Hey, doll! Wanna see my magic Ring?"
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Why Frodo Baggins should not drink.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jan 11 2017, 2:40pm
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"Hey, doll! Wanna see my magic Ring?"
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Why Frodo Baggins should not drink.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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dormouse
Half-elven
Jan 11 2017, 3:58pm
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Frodo's chicken impression caused a sensation at parties....
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...Some astonished onlookers even swore they could see his feathers
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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weathertop
Rohan
Jan 11 2017, 4:23pm
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Frodo's twin, Fredo, was taken aback
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when Fredo saw Frodo dancing with Fredo's fiance.
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Ataahua
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Jan 11 2017, 7:24pm
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Guy in the back: "I wish I was a real boy!" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 11 2017, 10:47pm
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...apparently putting the Ring in your back pocket causes your pants to disappear.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 12 2017, 4:20am
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Frodo shows off the dance Uncle Bilbo taught him, which clearly demonstrates why they both remained bachelors. /
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****************************************** “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may." "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" "But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!” "Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!" "No way!" "Way!" "Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!" "Cool!!" -Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 12 2017, 1:46pm
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The girl is amazed at Frodo’s uncanny ability to lift his elbows. //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 12 2017, 3:46pm
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Really! Lifting your arms like this makes you a better dancer.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jan 13 2017, 3:30am
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Woman: "His pants fell off while dancing." Guy in back: "I know, I'm trying to look anywhere but there." //
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FarFromHome
Valinor
Jan 13 2017, 11:54am
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See, Sam? This is how you impress the girls! //
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They went in, and Sam shut the door. But even as he did so, he heard suddenly, deep and unstilled, the sigh and murmur of the Sea upon the shores of Middle-earth. From the unpublished Epilogue to the Lord of the Rings
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jan 14 2017, 4:54am
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Frodo hopes that his nonchalant anti-perspirant check passes as a new dance move. The guy behind him doesn't buy it...he *really* doesn't buy it.//
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~Sometimes you have a problem, the kind you can't erase, sometimes it jumps up and slaps you in the face. Don't run around in circles, don't scream and don't shout, just put your head together and figure it out. Figure it out, baby, figure it out. Figure it out, baby, figure it out!~ Brought to you by Sesame Street and LMNOP (Donald Glover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMBbgy0TV6U
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Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell
Jan 16 2017, 11:36pm
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While landing after performing a flawless chicken-dance move,
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Frodo reaches into his vest for his phone to take a selfie to commemorate the event. Knowing the Baggins' reputation for carrying Rings, Frodo's dancing partner closes her eyes, hopeful for a dance-floor proposal!
"I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High-Functioning Sociopath, do your research." "But I don't regret, nor will I forget, all who took that road with me. Night is now falling, so ends this day. The road is now calling and I must away. Over hill, and under tree, through lands where never light has shined. I turned at last to paths that lead home."
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sador
Half-elven
Jan 17 2017, 8:35pm
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What did you say? My pocket was picked? //
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 17 2017, 8:58pm
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Can't touch this... Stop. Frodo Time.
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Jan 18 2017, 6:52pm
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"Hey doll, wanna see my magic Ring?" "Oh Mister Frodo- is it innuendo?"
~~~~~~ Where's that old read-through discussion? A wonderful list of links to previous chapters in the 2014-2016 LOTR read-through (and to previous read-throughs) is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jan 18 2017, 7:17pm
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Thanks! I'll see what I can come up with for the next round.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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