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The LOTR Caption Contest CXXXVIII

Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 3 2017, 3:14pm

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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Night Owl and Late Show fan cat16 for choosing me as the one hundred thirty-seventh winner of The LOTR Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred and thirty-eighth screenshot for all of you to caption:



The original screencap is here.

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Dear Necromancers:

Why do you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option?




Meneldor
Valinor


Jan 3 2017, 3:56pm

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"No, Mr Frodo, [In reply to] Can't Post

no matter how much he loves to play peek-a-boo, Rosie and I'll never hire Gollum as a babysitter."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Jan 3 2017, 4:01pm

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Frodo, Sam and Gollum is playing hide and seek. [In reply to] Can't Post

Gollum is counting to 50 but Frodo and Sam do not know where to hide.


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 3 2017, 7:20pm

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Frodo: "It's OK Gollum: Master Samwise has put his clothes back on." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


StingingFly
Lorien


Jan 3 2017, 8:01pm

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Gollum was able to brush off most of 'fat' hobbit's insults, but was inconsolable after Sam told him he was a Computer Generated Image. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jan 3 2017, 9:50pm

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Gollum is assaulted by 2 face-huggers from the Alien movies. [In reply to] Can't Post

But in an odd twist, they quickly release him and run away in fear.


Loresilme
Valinor


Jan 4 2017, 12:29am

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"Red Light! Green Light! 1, 2, 3!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jan 4 2017, 2:00pm

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Frodo & Sam accidentally stepped into a ‘Fairy Ring’ and began melting. Gollum was inconsolable. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jan 6 2017, 4:53am

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If we can't sees the Yellow Face, the Yellow Face can't sees usss.// [In reply to] Can't Post



Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 6 2017, 8:09pm

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See Sam, you've embarrassed him by catching him naked in the stream. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


noWizardme
Valinor


Jan 7 2017, 4:02pm

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Gollum is dismayed to find out how the other two voted... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Where's that old read-through discussion?
A wonderful list of links to previous chapters in the 2014-2016 LOTR read-through (and to previous read-throughs) is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm


sador
Half-elven


Jan 8 2017, 3:27am

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'Do you think... [In reply to] Can't Post

...you killed him with that apple, Sam?' said Frodo.
'I'm not so hopeful, Mr. Frodo,' said Sam.


Loresilme
Valinor


Jan 10 2017, 3:22pm

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When you realize the sign said "Jackets Required" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 10 2017, 11:16pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


noWizardme
Valinor


Jan 11 2017, 8:48am

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Thank you! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Where's that old read-through discussion?
A wonderful list of links to previous chapters in the 2014-2016 LOTR read-through (and to previous read-throughs) is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm

 
 

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