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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXVIII (New Year's Edition)

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 31 2016, 8:18pm

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Happy New Year! I tried to find something festive that may not have been used before. Caption away!

An Unexpected (New Year's Eve) Party:



Larger image here: https://heirsofdurin.files.wordpress.com/...729_1595962193_o.jpg

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Dec 31 2016, 8:18pm)


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 31 2016, 8:30pm

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Bilbo: "Why didn't anyone tell me this is a *costume* party?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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cats16
Half-elven


Dec 31 2016, 10:17pm

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"Have you any vegetarian options, by chance?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




StingingFly
Lorien


Jan 1 2017, 4:04am

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Oin: "What's that...yeah, he's right here...a woman named Lobelia would like to speak with you, Mr Baggins". // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 1 2017, 12:33pm

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Bofur doesn't think highly of the latest in hobbit couture. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Jan 1 2017, 4:27pm

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In which Bilbo notices a spider climbing Oin's ear trumpet.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...and Dwalin realises their every move is being filmed!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jan 1 2017, 11:47pm

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Half a suspenders? Well, keeps me pants up don’ it? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 2 2017, 5:59am

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"I said 'WHAT DID YOU PUT ON THIS?'" "Nothin'. Just a bit of Blue Mountain Seasoning. I thought maybe if we was havin' roast chicken one night or something." "Roast chicken???? (Er, wait...)" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Dear Necromancers:

Why do you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option?




Loresilme
Valinor


Jan 4 2017, 12:46am

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"I said, I'm a hobbit who joined Dollar Shave Club. Here's what happened." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jan 4 2017, 9:29pm

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Dwalin's plan to have Oin distract Bilbo while Bifur and Bofur steal the chicken [In reply to] Can't Post

is working - just has he hoped it would! With any luck, all the food will be gone before Thorin arrives!



"Serves him right for letting us go hungry in Bree," Dwalin chuckles.

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 10 2017, 2:55pm

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Decision Time! [In reply to] Can't Post

It's been over a week and I need to make a choice. The winner is Kilidoescartwheels!

Congratulations. Now go forth and post!

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jan 10 2017, 11:10pm

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Oh, my! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thank you! I shall do so forthwith (or something like thatCool).

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!

 
 

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