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Otaku-sempai
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Dec 31 2016, 8:18pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXVIII (New Year's Edition)
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Happy New Year! I tried to find something festive that may not have been used before. Caption away! An Unexpected (New Year's Eve) Party: Larger image here: https://heirsofdurin.files.wordpress.com/...729_1595962193_o.jpg
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Dec 31 2016, 8:18pm)
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Ataahua
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Dec 31 2016, 8:30pm
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Bilbo: "Why didn't anyone tell me this is a *costume* party?" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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cats16
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Dec 31 2016, 10:17pm
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"Have you any vegetarian options, by chance?" //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 1 2017, 4:04am
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Oin: "What's that...yeah, he's right here...a woman named Lobelia would like to speak with you, Mr Baggins". //
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 1 2017, 12:33pm
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Bofur doesn't think highly of the latest in hobbit couture.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Jan 1 2017, 4:27pm
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In which Bilbo notices a spider climbing Oin's ear trumpet....
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...and Dwalin realises their every move is being filmed!
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 1 2017, 11:47pm
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Half a suspenders? Well, keeps me pants up don’ it? //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
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Jan 2 2017, 5:59am
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"I said 'WHAT DID YOU PUT ON THIS?'" "Nothin'. Just a bit of Blue Mountain Seasoning. I thought maybe if we was havin' roast chicken one night or something." "Roast chicken???? (Er, wait...)" /
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****************************************** Dear Necromancers: Why do you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 4 2017, 12:46am
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"I said, I'm a hobbit who joined Dollar Shave Club. Here's what happened." //
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jan 4 2017, 9:29pm
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Dwalin's plan to have Oin distract Bilbo while Bifur and Bofur steal the chicken
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is working - just has he hoped it would! With any luck, all the food will be gone before Thorin arrives! "Serves him right for letting us go hungry in Bree," Dwalin chuckles.
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Otaku-sempai
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Jan 10 2017, 2:55pm
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It's been over a week and I need to make a choice. The winner is Kilidoescartwheels! Congratulations. Now go forth and post!
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jan 10 2017, 11:10pm
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Thank you! I shall do so forthwith (or something like that).
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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