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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXVII

StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 23 2016, 2:55pm

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Is Azog getting an early Christmas gift? What is going on here?

Happy Holidays to all!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 23 2016, 6:52pm

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"I like big butts and I cannot lie, [In reply to] Can't Post

"You other orcses can't deny..."

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 23 2016, 8:05pm

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Azog the Defiler is caught off guard as the Whos down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing a song that was merry for all. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 23 2016, 8:30pm

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As Thorin & Azog finish their do-si-do Azog slips, [In reply to] Can't Post

and Thorin goes for a sneak sashay-stroke*.

*Thereafter called the “Oaken-stroke”

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 23 2016, 10:50pm

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Azog and Thorin fail to place in the Middle-earth Pair Skating Olymic competition... [In reply to] Can't Post

...when Azog misses the rock-toss portion of their routine.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


cats16
Valinor


Dec 26 2016, 12:34am

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You're skating on thin ice, pal... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




(This post was edited by cats16 on Dec 26 2016, 12:35am)


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 27 2016, 9:51pm

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Coac: "Hey, Azog! Yer mother wears combat boots!" Azog: "That's a lie! She hasn't worn combat boots since she was in the commandos!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Dear Necromancers:

Why do you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option?




Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Dec 28 2016, 12:53am

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Fat-bottomed Dwarves, you make the rockin' world go round!// [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 29 2016, 2:33pm

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Azog begins to wonder if Thorin had an ulterior motive.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...when he suggested they play leapfrog on ice!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 29 2016, 10:54pm

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Winner!... [In reply to] Can't Post

...your post takes the Gold Medal OS, you get the honor of leading this contest into the New Year!


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 30 2016, 12:52am

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm honored. It might take me a day or two to find a suitable image.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 30 2016, 1:48am

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Azog did get points for sticking that Triple Lurtz.// [In reply to] Can't Post



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 30 2016, 2:04am

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Indeed! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

 
 

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