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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 23 2016, 2:55pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXVII
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Is Azog getting an early Christmas gift? What is going on here? Happy Holidays to all!
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Ataahua
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Dec 23 2016, 6:52pm
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie,
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"You other orcses can't deny..."
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 23 2016, 8:05pm
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Azog the Defiler is caught off guard as the Whos down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing a song that was merry for all.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 23 2016, 8:30pm
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As Thorin & Azog finish their do-si-do Azog slips,
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and Thorin goes for a sneak sashay-stroke*. *Thereafter called the “Oaken-stroke”
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Dec 23 2016, 10:50pm
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Azog and Thorin fail to place in the Middle-earth Pair Skating Olymic competition...
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...when Azog misses the rock-toss portion of their routine.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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cats16
Half-elven
Dec 26 2016, 12:34am
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You're skating on thin ice, pal... //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
(This post was edited by cats16 on Dec 26 2016, 12:35am)
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 27 2016, 9:51pm
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Coac: "Hey, Azog! Yer mother wears combat boots!" Azog: "That's a lie! She hasn't worn combat boots since she was in the commandos!!" /
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****************************************** Dear Necromancers: Why do you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option?
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 28 2016, 12:53am
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Fat-bottomed Dwarves, you make the rockin' world go round!//
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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dormouse
Half-elven
Dec 29 2016, 2:33pm
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Azog begins to wonder if Thorin had an ulterior motive....
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...when he suggested they play leapfrog on ice!
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 29 2016, 10:54pm
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...your post takes the Gold Medal OS, you get the honor of leading this contest into the New Year!
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Dec 30 2016, 12:52am
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I'm honored. It might take me a day or two to find a suitable image.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Otaku-sempai
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Dec 30 2016, 2:04am
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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