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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXVI

Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 19 2016, 3:09pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXVI Can't Post

Thank you again to Bracegirdle for the win.

Here is an image of a merry gathering! Caption on.



Here is a link to the full size image.


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 19 2016, 7:34pm

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After the incident with the chipped glasses and the cracked plates, the House of Blitherin ate separately from the other students at Hogwarts. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I find so much joy in covering my cat with a blanket and watching the lump move around.



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 19 2016, 8:56pm

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After 7 years living alone in Bag End Bilbo finds a use for his obsessive food hoarding. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 19 2016, 9:25pm

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Before going out on patrol, Beorn told the dwarves that his animal servants would 'make a great feast' for them...this is what he returned home to. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 19 2016, 11:19pm

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When fingers really were made before forks... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 20 2016, 12:09am

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God bless us, every one. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Dec 20 2016, 6:10pm

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Kili realizes that Dwalin totally fails at the 'fist bump'.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Yngwulff
Gondor


Dec 20 2016, 9:23pm

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Where are the finger gloves? [In reply to] Can't Post

KFC has them ,,,

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”



Elarie
Grey Havens

Dec 21 2016, 2:34am

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Gandalf picks up the check... [In reply to] Can't Post

and vows to never let Bombur do the ordering again.

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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.



MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien

Dec 21 2016, 5:28pm

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Everyone was so caught up in the feast, they didn't notice that Fili had been replaced by an impostor. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 21 2016, 6:55pm

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Food, glorious food, [In reply to] Can't Post

Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Peas pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
indigestion!

(from the West End production of "Snaga!")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Picture it: 50 singing, dancing orcs....

EvilLaugh


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 21 2016, 7:10pm

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*Applause!* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 23 2016, 12:48pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

StingingFly you nearly brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard! A truly quality caption! :)


(This post was edited by Belegdir on Dec 23 2016, 12:49pm)


StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 23 2016, 2:37pm

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Thank you Belegdir... [In reply to] Can't Post

I shall get to work immediately.

 
 

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