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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 15 2016, 6:21pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXV
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"You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. At the signpost up ahead - your next stop, The Caption Zone!"
Go! Ye Captioneers!
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Dec 15 2016, 7:14pm
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Bilbo examines the Stargate instruction manual for how to turn off dwarf-mode. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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DainPig
Gondor
Dec 15 2016, 8:38pm
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"I ain't gonna direct this film"
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"The script sucks!  "
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 15 2016, 10:21pm
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The dwarves become troubled as Bilbo works out the finishing touches on the bill for their Unexpected Party.
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Dec 15 2016, 10:29pm
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Bilbo is puzzled as he reads the casting call for Hobbit and sees that certain Benedict Cumberbatch will play a certain dragon.
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 15 2016, 11:53pm
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Freeman searches in vain for his character in the script for Desolation of Smaug. //
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 16 2016, 4:19am
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Bilbo: Yes, I know what a bucket list is...
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but going on a road-trip with 13 Dwarves is NOT what I had in mind!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Dec 16 2016, 1:35pm
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Bilbo is confounded by his cable bill. //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Dec 16 2016, 2:00pm
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After seeing the "Calendar", Bilbo scours his contract to make sure he doesn't have to do the fountain scene.//
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Ataahua
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Dec 16 2016, 8:37pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell
Dec 17 2016, 5:28am
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Thorin: "Is he ACTUALLY reading the fine print?"
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Balin: "We might lose him if he does that."
Bilbo (to himself): "Where's the "Accept & Agree" check box?"
"I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High-Functioning Sociopath, do your research."
"But I don't regret, nor will I forget, all who took that road with me. Night is now falling, so ends this day. The road is now calling and I must away. Over hill, and under tree, through lands where never light has shined. I turned at last to paths that lead home."
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Meneldor
Valinor
Dec 17 2016, 1:40pm
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I need to update my blocker.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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dormouse
Half-elven
Dec 18 2016, 9:29am
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The Baggins in him growing stronger.....
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Bilbo tries to look even more like a grocer than a burglar!
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 19 2016, 3:35am
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Are you kidding me? I have to choose a single winner from all these gems!?
Well, the indefatigable Otaku-sempai says:
Rule 3. The person who posted the image will judge the winner of the current contest. So . . . . . Belegdir . . . . . is the winner of this round.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 19 2016, 2:37pm
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Thank you very much Bracegirdle. A new image will be forthcoming shortly.
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