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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXIV

Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 10 2016, 3:30am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXIV Can't Post

Here is the latest caption challenge for one and all. What's happening in this pic? What is PJ saying? And what could be on the Dwarves's minds?




Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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DainPig
Gondor


Dec 10 2016, 3:20pm

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PJ: "Go that way and don't stop" [In reply to] Can't Post

"An elf will appear and will start to jump in your heads. Don't mind him, he is pure CGI."


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 10 2016, 4:39pm

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"Danger? No - we have it all in hand..... [In reply to] Can't Post

...just head for the rapids, that way, you'll be fine..."

"Then why are the crew all wearing life jackets?"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 10 2016, 8:03pm

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-No really, guys, how's this for another cool tie-in? [In reply to] Can't Post

-Nah, Pete.
-Eh?
-(What's he on about?)
-This film has no tie-in. This film needs no tie-in. (grrrrrrrr)
-Nope.
-Nah, you're dreamin', mate!
-uh...
-Seriously, boss?
-In barrels?
-(Isn't it just about lunch time, guys?)
-Didn't they tell us to get outta the river, Pete...like now!?
-(My feet are soooo wet!)
-Yep, cheers Pete! I'm ready for a lie-in!




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 10 2016, 8:38pm

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PJ: “Barrels Out of Bounds!” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2016, 2:37am

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Mods up! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Elarie
Grey Havens

Dec 11 2016, 6:51pm

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What happens when... [In reply to] Can't Post

the Tai Chi teacher fills in for the Aquarobics class.
Smile

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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.



StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 11 2016, 9:18pm

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PJ: "Now just upriver here you're going to see THE SHARK. Remember, you are going to JUMP right over it!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


wizzardly
Rohan


Dec 12 2016, 2:20am

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lol...good one! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sly


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 12 2016, 4:49pm

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Look. If you get this take right you won't have to carry the barrels back upstream. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 12 2016, 6:23pm

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"Turn left after 12 smiles, take a right after 7 kilowatts, go straight for 10 bamfurlongs, and then when you come to a fork in the river, take it." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I find so much joy in covering my cat with a blanket and watching the lump move around.



Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 12 2016, 6:41pm

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That smart-arse Freeman through my lunch box in the river about 10 minutes ago [In reply to] Can't Post

if any of you see it, grab it.

Armitage: What did it look like.

PJ: Errr ahh, forget it..

Guy in white hat: Psst. It was a pink Bobby Sherman box. He's had it for years.


LSF
Gondor

Dec 12 2016, 7:05pm

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caption [In reply to] Can't Post

"Best field trip ever! Thanks Mr Jackson for taking us!"


Fereth
Rivendell


Dec 12 2016, 9:41pm

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PJ: Bad news, fellas, the fans have been complaining about "too much CGI" again, so it looks like you're going over the falls for real.


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Dec 13 2016, 3:28pm

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The rock band "Spinal Tap" has yet another mishap on their comeback tour.... [In reply to] Can't Post

"We have a gig in Laketown, and we can't be late - are you SURE this it the fastest way to get there?"Cool

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 14 2016, 10:36pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Have at the next round, Bracegirdle. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 15 2016, 1:24pm

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I'm humbled. Thanks Ataahua. :) I'll get on it! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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