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Ataahua
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Dec 10 2016, 3:30am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXIV
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Here is the latest caption challenge for one and all. What's happening in this pic? What is PJ saying? And what could be on the Dwarves's minds?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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DainPig
Gondor
Dec 10 2016, 3:20pm
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PJ: "Go that way and don't stop"
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"An elf will appear and will start to jump in your heads. Don't mind him, he is pure CGI."
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dormouse
Half-elven
Dec 10 2016, 4:39pm
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"Danger? No - we have it all in hand.....
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...just head for the rapids, that way, you'll be fine..."
"Then why are the crew all wearing life jackets?"
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 10 2016, 8:03pm
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-No really, guys, how's this for another cool tie-in?
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-Nah, Pete.
-Eh?
-(What's he on about?)
-This film has no tie-in. This film needs no tie-in. (grrrrrrrr)
-Nope.
-Nah, you're dreamin', mate!
-uh...
-Seriously, boss?
-In barrels?
-(Isn't it just about lunch time, guys?)
-Didn't they tell us to get outta the river, Pete...like now!?
-(My feet are soooo wet!)
-Yep, cheers Pete! I'm ready for a lie-in!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 10 2016, 8:38pm
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PJ: “Barrels Out of Bounds!” //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Dec 11 2016, 6:51pm
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the Tai Chi teacher fills in for the Aquarobics class.
__________________
Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 11 2016, 9:18pm
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PJ: "Now just upriver here you're going to see THE SHARK. Remember, you are going to JUMP right over it!" //
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 12 2016, 4:49pm
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Look. If you get this take right you won't have to carry the barrels back upstream.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 12 2016, 6:23pm
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"Turn left after 12 smiles, take a right after 7 kilowatts, go straight for 10 bamfurlongs, and then when you come to a fork in the river, take it." /
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I find so much joy in covering my cat with a blanket and watching the lump move around.
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 12 2016, 6:41pm
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That smart-arse Freeman through my lunch box in the river about 10 minutes ago
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if any of you see it, grab it.
Armitage: What did it look like.
PJ: Errr ahh, forget it..
Guy in white hat: Psst. It was a pink Bobby Sherman box. He's had it for years.
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LSF
Gondor
Dec 12 2016, 7:05pm
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"Best field trip ever! Thanks Mr Jackson for taking us!"
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Fereth
Rivendell
Dec 12 2016, 9:41pm
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PJ: Bad news, fellas, the fans have been complaining about "too much CGI" again, so it looks like you're going over the falls for real.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 13 2016, 3:28pm
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The rock band "Spinal Tap" has yet another mishap on their comeback tour....
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"We have a gig in Laketown, and we can't be late - are you SURE this it the fastest way to get there?"
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Ataahua
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Dec 14 2016, 10:36pm
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Have at the next round, Bracegirdle. :)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 15 2016, 1:24pm
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I'm humbled. Thanks Ataahua. :) I'll get on it! //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Mods up! //
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