"Grumpy is as Grumpy does." -Forrest Grump
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Who's the grumpiest? Elrond would have tossed that little loudmouth urchin into the Loudwater. And Gandalf would have had him washed away with a herd of foamy great white horses.
Arwen or Mrs. Wilson? Probably Arwen near F.O. 120+ as she lay alone and forlorn (whimpering? grumping?) on Cerin Amroth. Mrs. Wilson was always grandmotherly towards Dennis. ‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'