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CuriousG
Half-elven
Dec 8 2016, 6:26pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CXXXIV
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Thanks again for the nod and honor, Belegdir.
I hope we haven't done this one in 133 rounds, but it's hard to keep track (this being #134). Full image here. Please caption away!
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 8 2016, 7:20pm
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"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt. Yeah, writhe, little maia." //
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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Dec 8 2016, 7:23pm
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Gandalf: Light em up, up up, light em up, up, up, light em up, up,up. Balrog: I'm on fire!
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 8 2016, 7:45pm
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"My songs know what you did in A Journey in the Dark." //
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I find so much joy in covering my cat with a blanket and watching the lump move around.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Dec 8 2016, 7:49pm
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Gandalf: "Hold still. Are those wings I see?" //
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 8 2016, 7:49pm
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The Middle-Earth Skip-Rope Championship just took a very dark turn.
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(This post was edited by Belegdir on Dec 8 2016, 7:50pm)
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Dec 8 2016, 7:56pm
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Dec 8 2016, 8:13pm
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GANDALF: The lyric is: 'Where there's a whip, there's a way!'
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From the top!
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 8 2016, 8:33pm
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When a problem comes along. You must WHIP IT.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Dec 8 2016, 9:07pm
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Gandalf learns the hard way that you shouldn't take someone's reserved parking space. //
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weathertop
Rohan
Dec 8 2016, 10:16pm
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johnny weissmuller says you're doing it wrong
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it goes like this:
Enginerd
(This post was edited by weathertop on Dec 8 2016, 10:18pm)
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Dec 8 2016, 10:20pm
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Gandalf" I want you to focus on the light. That's right. Focus. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy...."//
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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dormouse
Half-elven
Dec 8 2016, 10:54pm
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Balrog: "My light's brighter than your light, AND it does tricks!" //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 8 2016, 11:23pm
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Gandalf to Fellowship cowering behind him:
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"Every one of you now! Ready? 'This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!...' "
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DainPig
Gondor
Dec 9 2016, 12:14am
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Balrog: "For you"
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 9 2016, 2:04am
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“Yo big guy. We’re all headin’ to Starbucks for an Eggnog Frappuccino. Care to join?
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Maybe we can work this out." 
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 9 2016, 3:14am
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“You cannot pass!? Try Ex-Lax!” //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 9 2016, 9:28pm
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...still smarting from the 'Fool of a Took' comment, Pippin silently roots against Gandalf...//
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 9 2016, 11:41pm
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I am a servant of the Secret Blinder. Wielder of the Smith & Wesson M &P 12 Tactical Flashlight. It’s bedazzling shot-blasted LED reflector delivers 875 lumens of blinding pure agonizing flash. Go back to the Shadow!
You cannot pass!”
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ingwion
Lorien
Dec 10 2016, 11:46am
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A quiet Pippin sings away in the background:
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"Balrog's on fire, Mithrandir is terrified! Balrog's on fire, Mithrandir is terrified! Balrog's on fire, Mithrandir is terrified! Na na na na na na...."
It was a foggy day in London, and the fog was heavy and dark. Animate London, with smarting eyes and irritated lungs, was blinking, wheezing, and choking; inanimate London was a sooty spectre, divided in purpose between being visible and invisible, and so being wholly neither. - Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens.
It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen. - The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Dec 12 2016, 6:49pm
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Thanks to everyone for participating! I certainly had a good chuckle from all the entries.
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Dec 14 2016, 1:30am
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I'm honored, kind sir!
Off to look for a new picture for the next installment of Caption This! 
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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