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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXIII

Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 2 2016, 2:25pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXIII Can't Post

I'm reminded of a joke: A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'll have five beers."


Anyway, thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Dutch Masters cognoscente Dame Ioreth for picking me as the thirty-second winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the thirty-third-fifth screenshot for all of you to caption:




The original screencap is here. (Er, next page actually.)

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Dec 2 2016, 3:21pm

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I ran into some unsavory characters - they mistook me for E-T [In reply to] Can't Post


Believe me, they regretted saying that!

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Dec 2 2016, 3:27pm

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Thorin is doomed as he sees as Gandalf gives to him the sign of the Black Spot. [In reply to] Can't Post

Soon, the kraken would be upon him.




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 2 2016, 4:10pm

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Gandalf: Maaaan, you're rolling it too tight! It'll burn too fast. Here, let me do that... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 2 2016, 4:47pm

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Middle-earth doggy bag. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 2 2016, 8:49pm

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Excuse me, waiter? [In reply to] Can't Post

Could I have a fresh napkin please?


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 2 2016, 9:16pm

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"Okay, so, pretend this dirty rag is Radagast's house...The spiders come creeping in, just like this!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 2 2016, 11:21pm

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By Georges de la Tour (detail)..... [In reply to] Can't Post

....formerly attributed to Carravagio: "The Old Man's Warning". Also known as "The Ploughman's Lunch."

(Sorry, Darkstone - couldn't resist that one!)

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Dec 3 2016, 2:25am

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Gandalf's first try at Ouiji -ing. [In reply to] Can't Post

R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-M-I-R-U-V-O-R

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 3 2016, 4:29am

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“And Carc usually hangs out near this knoll here.” [In reply to] Can't Post

Still laughing at the Roman ordering five beers...Tongue Good un!

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 3 2016, 9:00am

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With apologies for the spelling mistake.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Caravaggio! Blush

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Eruonen
Valinor


Dec 3 2016, 4:11pm

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Ahem, Thorin I think the bill is yours, here you willl see that before [In reply to] Can't Post

I arrived you had 2 mutton chops, 4 tankards, 3 trout, 2 bottles of South Bree Red and we only split an order of cheese and bread. I know you still have some gold in your pockets and me, a mere down on his luck wizard relies on the charity of good folk.


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Dec 5 2016, 3:47am

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Thorin: No, that was Bombur's [In reply to] Can't Post

Tongue

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien

Dec 5 2016, 7:37am

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"'In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.' Man, Bilbo's writing career is never going to take off." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 6 2016, 12:49am

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"Gollum? He was a gangrel creature, and he wore this for a loincloth." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Starling
Half-elven


Dec 6 2016, 9:16am

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Ew, ew, ew! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




DainPig
Gondor


Dec 6 2016, 3:00pm

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Gandalf: "take a look at my drawing" [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin: "You draw this at the age of 5?"

Gandalf: "No, I did it yesterday..."


Elarie
Grey Havens

Dec 9 2016, 3:59am

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If they're going to make us wipe down our own table... [In reply to] Can't Post

they could at least serve those olives in a martini. Mad

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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.



Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 9 2016, 2:06pm

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That's just plain nasty. Also that's THE WINNER! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!


(BTW, I thought this one might be a bit hard but everyone did great! Thanx for the laughs!)

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I find so much joy in covering my cat with a blanket and watching the lump move around.



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 9 2016, 7:20pm

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Whoop-whoop! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thank you Darkstone! I'll go a-hunting for a good pic.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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