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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 2 2016, 2:25pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XXXIII
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I'm reminded of a joke: A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'll have five beers."
Anyway, thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Dutch Masters cognoscente Dame Ioreth for picking me as the thirty-second winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.
According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the thirty-third-fifth screenshot for all of you to caption:
The original screencap is here. (Er, next page actually.)
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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 2 2016, 3:21pm
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I ran into some unsavory characters - they mistook me for E-T
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Believe me, they regretted saying that!
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Dec 2 2016, 3:27pm
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Thorin is doomed as he sees as Gandalf gives to him the sign of the Black Spot.
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Soon, the kraken would be upon him.
"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 2 2016, 4:10pm
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Gandalf: Maaaan, you're rolling it too tight! It'll burn too fast. Here, let me do that...
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Meneldor
Valinor
Dec 2 2016, 8:49pm
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Could I have a fresh napkin please?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 2 2016, 9:16pm
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"Okay, so, pretend this dirty rag is Radagast's house...The spiders come creeping in, just like this!"//
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dormouse
Half-elven
Dec 2 2016, 11:21pm
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By Georges de la Tour (detail).....
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....formerly attributed to Carravagio: "The Old Man's Warning". Also known as "The Ploughman's Lunch."
(Sorry, Darkstone - couldn't resist that one!)
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Dec 3 2016, 2:25am
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Gandalf's first try at Ouiji -ing.
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R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-M-I-R-U-V-O-R
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 3 2016, 4:29am
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“And Carc usually hangs out near this knoll here.”
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Still laughing at the Roman ordering five beers... Good un!
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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dormouse
Half-elven
Dec 3 2016, 9:00am
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With apologies for the spelling mistake....
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Caravaggio! 
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Eruonen
Half-elven
Dec 3 2016, 4:11pm
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Ahem, Thorin I think the bill is yours, here you willl see that before
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I arrived you had 2 mutton chops, 4 tankards, 3 trout, 2 bottles of South Bree Red and we only split an order of cheese and bread. I know you still have some gold in your pockets and me, a mere down on his luck wizard relies on the charity of good folk.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 5 2016, 3:47am
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien
Dec 5 2016, 7:37am
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"'In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.' Man, Bilbo's writing career is never going to take off."
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Ataahua
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Dec 6 2016, 12:49am
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"Gollum? He was a gangrel creature, and he wore this for a loincloth." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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DainPig
Gondor
Dec 6 2016, 3:00pm
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Gandalf: "take a look at my drawing"
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Thorin: "You draw this at the age of 5?"
Gandalf: "No, I did it yesterday..."
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Dec 9 2016, 3:59am
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If they're going to make us wipe down our own table...
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they could at least serve those olives in a martini. 
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 9 2016, 2:06pm
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That's just plain nasty. Also that's THE WINNER!
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Go forth and post!
(BTW, I thought this one might be a bit hard but everyone did great! Thanx for the laughs!)
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I find so much joy in covering my cat with a blanket and watching the lump move around.
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Ataahua
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Dec 9 2016, 7:20pm
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Thank you Darkstone! I'll go a-hunting for a good pic.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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