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LOTR Caption Contest CXXXIII

Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 2 2016, 11:54am

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LOTR Caption Contest CXXXIII Can't Post

Thank you again dormouse for the win.

It's getting colder here in the north again so I thought I'd post something wintery.

Caption away!



Here's the link to the full size image.


hanne
Lorien

Dec 2 2016, 3:32pm

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No you do not need to collect more pinecones! Rivendell has plenty of Christmas decorations, I promise! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


hanne
Lorien

Dec 2 2016, 3:33pm

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Strider is unimpressed with Pippin's plan to tunnel straight through the earth to Mount Doom. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


weathertop
Rohan


Dec 2 2016, 3:36pm

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These apples are SOUR...maybe the hobbits will eat them, they'll eat ANYthing. [In reply to] Can't Post

They're ALWAYS eating...

Enginerd


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Dec 2 2016, 4:14pm

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Aragorn starts to think that having that bean burrito wasn't such a smart idea after all. [In reply to] Can't Post

Tongue




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 2 2016, 8:46pm

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"Watch your feet! You'll step on it!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"What kind of a ranger loses his contact lens anyway?"


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 2 2016, 9:30pm

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Aragorn finally comes up with a snappy comeback for Sam's "long shanks" comment, but realizes it is far too late.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alassea Elensar
Rivendell


Dec 2 2016, 10:04pm

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LOL!! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week! Thanks for the laugh, I really need it. Smile


CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 2 2016, 10:43pm

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While Aragorn was grimacing and distracted by a roadside traffic accident, opportunistic hobbit-bandits pillaged his personal belongings. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Dec 3 2016, 12:00am

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Your welcome!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Glad for the laugh!Smile




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 3 2016, 4:14am

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LOL, me too! If that isn't Aragorn 'cutting the cheese' I don't know what it is. [In reply to] Can't Post

Nobody light a match. Er, did they have matches? Cool

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 3 2016, 9:07am

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Aragorn is anxious about the green mist they're having to walk through.... [In reply to] Can't Post

.... he's waiting while the hobbits find handkerchiefs to cover their noses.

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


DainPig
Gondor


Dec 6 2016, 3:11pm

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Damn. Hobbits? I thought they were tiny women [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 6 2016, 7:42pm

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Pippin: "But where there's a fairy circle, there has to be mushrooms, right?" Strider: *burp* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Mister Frodo, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good frying pan at your side. I’ve been from one side of this garden to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Providence controlling everything. There's no Music of the Ainur that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."


Omnigeek
Lorien


Dec 8 2016, 7:26am

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We're trying to escape the Ringwraiths and they have to cook a new meal every 2 hours ... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 8 2016, 3:32pm

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A winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Well done to you all!

This was an extremely difficult one to judge. Right from the outset the captions were very funny and had me chuckling with mirth. But CuriousG's offering wins by the narrowest of margins. You have my heartiest of congratulations!


CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 8 2016, 5:56pm

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Thanks for the honor, Belegdir! [In reply to] Can't Post

That was a great photo you found. I'll have to see what I can come up with.

 
 

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