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Hobbit Caption Contest XXXII

Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Nov 27 2016, 10:40pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest XXXII Can't Post

Submitted for your captioning pleasure... Just what are these guys up to? Smile




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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 27 2016, 10:56pm

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Rembrandt's "Syndics of the Lollipop Guild" is often considered a work of lesser stature. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



OldestDaughter
Rohan


Nov 27 2016, 11:29pm

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Gandalf: See guys? I told you I can just blink and the dishes would be clean. [In reply to] Can't Post

(Bilbo starts to think having a wizard around would be helpful.)Wink




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


LSF
Gondor

Nov 27 2016, 11:38pm

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caption [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf: Bilbo, someone has to set the table for the Last Supper.


Eruonen
Valinor


Nov 27 2016, 11:59pm

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Gandalf "Really, it wasn't me! Come on, admit it Dori!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Who let loose a troll?
Who cut the Balrog?
It smells like the Dead Marshes in here!


(This post was edited by Eruonen on Nov 28 2016, 12:01am)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 28 2016, 2:25pm

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Gandalf to a confusticated Bilbo: [In reply to] Can't Post

“I wouldn’t worry about these dishes my little friend. They will still be here when you return in a year or so. No one will come in for a sneak-cleaning.”

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 28 2016, 2:32pm

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"...and just wait till you see what we've done in the bathroom!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


DainPig
Gondor


Nov 28 2016, 3:58pm

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Gandalf: "This is just the beginning, you fool" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Nov 28 2016, 6:25pm

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Gandalf: "This is the weirdest christmas party I have ever been to. This is even worst then Elrond's summer party, and that is saying something." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien

Nov 29 2016, 7:16am

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Bifur: "I don't get what's so funny, we were just doing the dishes" [In reply to] Can't Post

In Khuzdul, of course.


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Nov 30 2016, 2:54pm

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Bilbo catches Gandalf telling yet another hairy foot joke - [In reply to] Can't Post

and he is NOT amused!

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 30 2016, 5:23pm

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Gandalf: Antiques indeed Bilbo... I got all these at Shirekea for a tuppence. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Belegdir on Nov 30 2016, 5:23pm)


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 30 2016, 11:47pm

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"Nothing beats a dwarven spit shine...wouldn't you agree Mr. Baggins?"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Dec 1 2016, 8:17pm

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It was a tough choice [In reply to] Can't Post

... but the first laugh and then many layers of giggles I got afterwards from this caption put it over the top!


Congratulations! How many of these have you won now?

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 2 2016, 2:17pm

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Cool! Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
...the first laugh and then many layers of giggles I got afterwards from this caption...


I'm just happy someone caught the first one! Smile



In Reply To
Congratulations! How many of these have you won now?


I have no idea. I think Birthday Boy Bracegirdle is keeping score. Wink

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife


 
 

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