Our Sponsor Sideshow Collectibles Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien
Do you enjoy the 100% volunteer, not for profit services of TheOneRing.net?
Consider a donation!

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: Movie Discussion: The Lord of the Rings:
LOTR Caption Contest CCXXXII (or thereabouts)

dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 23 2016, 9:24am

Post #1 of 15 (1917 views)
Shortcut
LOTR Caption Contest CCXXXII (or thereabouts) Can't Post

In the - er - upteenth Laugh round of the Caption competition, with a raise of the cap to our esteemed BlackFox, who thunk of it, I have the honour to present..... this,



What are these gentlemen thinking/ doing/ saying. In fact, what on earth is going on? Have fun! Cool

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


hanne
Lorien

Nov 23 2016, 11:39am

Post #2 of 15 (1834 views)
Shortcut
Hama: Chill, man! You never seen trick or treaters before? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Nov 23 2016, 3:22pm

Post #3 of 15 (1823 views)
Shortcut
Gamling reaches for his wizard repellent spray, while Hama tries to stop him to avoid embarrassment. [In reply to] Can't Post

 




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 23 2016, 3:56pm

Post #4 of 15 (1816 views)
Shortcut
It's a Black Friday sale, and Gamling sees someone take the last copy of "Frozen" that was on sale. Who wouldn't draw swords? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 23 2016, 6:41pm

Post #5 of 15 (1799 views)
Shortcut
"Now if you'll only be as quick on the draw if we ever we run into a warg." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************

Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



cats16
Valinor


Nov 23 2016, 11:36pm

Post #6 of 15 (1787 views)
Shortcut
Hama: "No roulette for you! Your Gam(b)ling problem gets worse every year." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 24 2016, 1:32am

Post #7 of 15 (1782 views)
Shortcut
Hama: “Hark! Is this a p.o.’d Gamling I see before me?” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 25 2016, 11:46am

Post #8 of 15 (1724 views)
Shortcut
Hold Gamling! That is how you play Connect Four and your sister has won. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 26 2016, 9:23pm

Post #9 of 15 (1688 views)
Shortcut
(Hama to Gamling): "Stop!...Hama time!...can't touch them"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Nov 28 2016, 2:38am

Post #10 of 15 (1647 views)
Shortcut
G: "HOLD ME BACK!!!" (out of the corner of his mouth) "No, seriously, Hama, hold me back." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

~Sometimes you have a problem, the kind you can't erase,
sometimes it jumps up and slaps you in the face.
Don't run around in circles, don't scream and don't shout,
just put your head together and figure it out.
Figure it out, baby, figure it out.
Figure it out, baby, figure it out!~

Brought to you by Sesame Street and LMNOP (Donald Glover) Smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMBbgy0TV6U




Eruonen
Valinor


Nov 29 2016, 1:25am

Post #11 of 15 (1603 views)
Shortcut
If I discover who put the tack on my saddle I will "insert rude phrase" [In reply to] Can't Post

"I told you, get Head and Shoulders, not Mane and Tail!"

"Listen bub, Eowyn is mine! All mine! We don't need no tall, rugged, hipster dude strolling in here stirring things up!"


(This post was edited by Eruonen on Nov 29 2016, 1:28am)


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Nov 29 2016, 3:17am

Post #12 of 15 (1603 views)
Shortcut
"You're touching me again... [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't care how surprised you are that Gandalf isn't Grey anymore. You know how much I hate when you do that."

_


Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 29 2016, 2:21pm

Post #13 of 15 (1579 views)
Shortcut
Hama: "Yes, that's Gandalf, what's the big dea-- what do you mean, you posted Theoden's sword on an M-eBay auction???" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 1 2016, 10:47pm

Post #14 of 15 (1548 views)
Shortcut
The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

You're all too good at this, but I have to choose and I did get a real chuckle out of this one, remembering some games of Connect Four and how they ended....

Belegdir,congratulations! Go forth and hunt pictures....

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 2 2016, 11:40am

Post #15 of 15 (1524 views)
Shortcut
Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't believe I won, there were so many great captions!

I will post a new one shortly.

Smile

 
 

Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.