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Hobbit Caption Contest XXXI

Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 19 2016, 8:35pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest XXXI Can't Post

I'm looking forward to the grins and mirth that this image will inspire. Tally ho!




DainPig
Gondor


Nov 20 2016, 12:20am

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Bofur: "Shouldn't we leave now? Those elves don't like us very much" [In reply to] Can't Post

Bombur; "No, they bring the dinner"


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 20 2016, 9:01pm

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Bofur: "Free food, free lodging...it's just as I feared...they wanted us to buy a time share!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 20 2016, 9:49pm

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"Be brave, lads - don't be scared of a buffet table that only has vegetables and tofu." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Nov 20 2016, 10:57pm

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Is that an Elf-maid? Wow, they are so pretty!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


Meneldor
Valinor


Nov 20 2016, 11:38pm

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What kind of lecture is this? [In reply to] Can't Post

We're just here to see Hamilton.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Nov 21 2016, 1:13pm

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Bilbo and the dwarves stood stunned [In reply to] Can't Post

as the elves jumped out of nowhere to throw a giant surprise party.




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 21 2016, 8:36pm

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Nearing the finale of "Aida" the “D-B Quintet” crescendos as the Elves erupt with a “Tra-la-la-lally, Bravissimo!” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Nov 22 2016, 9:21am

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Bofur: They have flying monkeys! [In reply to] Can't Post

Where'd the wizard say he was taking us?
Bilbo: He didn't.


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Nov 22 2016, 3:06pm

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Hot new boy band EreborStreet Boys in their latest video - "Bye Bye Elves".// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Nov 22 2016, 4:50pm

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*chuckles* [In reply to] Can't Post

Good one!Wink

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 22 2016, 11:16pm

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"Who you gonna call?"..... "ELFBUSTERS!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 23 2016, 1:19am

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"Ai, ai! A Barber is come!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 26 2016, 12:05pm

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This was a difficult decision but... [In reply to] Can't Post

we have the winner!

Post on!


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Nov 27 2016, 10:26pm

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Wow! Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

I owe it all to having tweens during that (very sad) period of music history. Tongue Wink Smile

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings





 
 

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