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Hobbit Caption Contest XXX

Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 15 2016, 6:00pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest XXX Can't Post

Herewith is the image for each to ponder. Go forth and caption!



The full-size image is here: http://i38.photobucket.com/...ttle_zpsmq7teget.jpg

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Smaug the iron
Gondor


Nov 15 2016, 6:23pm

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For the first time ever we will show you the Gundabad Symphony Orchestra with the conductor Azog the Defiler. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


weathertop
Rohan


Nov 15 2016, 6:32pm

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no, no, no. it's stomp left, left THEN kick right and then twirl [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog directing choreography for ME's new production of The Sound of Music, staring Galadriel.

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LSF
Gondor

Nov 15 2016, 6:52pm

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caption [In reply to] Can't Post

"Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!"

"Our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!"


Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 15 2016, 8:05pm

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Come on you scum! Which one of you motherless dogs owns the green Astrid?! You're blocking me in! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Nov 15 2016, 8:48pm

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"we are going to build a wall out of the heads of our enemies!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"And Gondor is gonna pay for it!"

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


DainPig
Gondor


Nov 15 2016, 10:36pm

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Azog: "Come on, guys, let's get out of here before this scene gets cut from the film" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 15 2016, 11:44pm

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“Yaargh!! I can hear you, the rest of Middle-earth can hear you and our enemies will hear all of us soon.” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Nov 16 2016, 11:21am

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Azog: "Tonight's [In reply to] Can't Post

rations are over there! First come, first serve!!!"

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


malickfan
Gondor


Nov 16 2016, 11:29am

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''You call that a knife? This is a knife!'' [In reply to] Can't Post

 








Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 16 2016, 2:20pm

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"Orcs, Goblins, Mordorians, lend me your ears!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 16 2016, 6:26pm

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 16 2016, 6:58pm

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"And when I drop this mace I want to hear you sing... [In reply to] Can't Post

'Fifteen birds in five fir trees.....' Just like we did in the mountains - only BETTER! Ready? 1....2.....3.... "

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 16 2016, 11:20pm

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"Guys, wait!...I just figured out we could have used the Wereworms to burrow into Erebor! Stop! Halt!...why won't anyone listen to me?"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Nov 17 2016, 8:07pm

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Everything they built, will fall! and from the ashes of their world, we will build a better one! [In reply to] Can't Post

 




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


sevilodorf
Grey Havens


Nov 18 2016, 1:50am

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if he's doing a remake of Sound of Music... then it's "High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Meneldor
Valinor


Nov 18 2016, 3:28am

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For those about to rock, we salute you! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


cats16
Valinor


Nov 19 2016, 4:35am

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Live footage outside of New World Market as ongoing Louis Road Creamery milk shortage continues into second day. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 19 2016, 8:15pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Consider yourself shoulder-tapped for the next photo to caption, Belegdir. Smile

Also, special mentions to malickfan and cats16 for their chuckles - nice one. Cool

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 19 2016, 8:31pm

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I am humbled by this great honour. :) [In reply to] Can't Post

A new contest will be forthcoming. Smile

 
 

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