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Hobbit Caption Contest XXIX

StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 7 2016, 11:42pm

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Gandalf the Grey is sending you on a mission...quest...thing...Caption this photo!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 8 2016, 12:44am

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Gandalf: "This is the key to my home - you're welcome anytime." [In reply to] Can't Post

Galadriel: "Is this a trick to get me back to Valinor?"

Gandalf: ".....no?"

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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LSF
Gondor

Nov 8 2016, 12:55am

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"The key to your bathroom, Bilbo. Keep it secret, keep it safe... especially from the dwarves."


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Nov 8 2016, 3:32am

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Gandalf: I know EXACTLY how to fund this Quest! Tell the fangirls this is the key to Thorin's heart -- [In reply to] Can't Post

then stand back and let the bidding begin!"Wink

I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!


ange1e4e5
Rohan

Nov 8 2016, 3:35am

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"Open your heart to me, baby I hold the lock and you hold the key" [In reply to] Can't Post

 "Open your heart to me, darlin' I'll give you love if you, you turn the key"

I always follow my job through.

(This post was edited by ange1e4e5 on Nov 8 2016, 3:35am)


Kerling
The Shire


Nov 8 2016, 2:04pm

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Gandalf: 'This is the key to an elven chastity belt.'

Balin: Kzadd! They'll have forgotten what a chastity belt is by now. Their attitude to the Bootless Embrace makes us look B.E mad.

Ori: (Whispers) What is a chastity belt? And what is the Bootless Embrace?

Dori: Eat that hard boiled egg. It'll put more hairs on your chin.

Þæs oferéode, ðisses swá mæg


MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien

Nov 8 2016, 3:59pm

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"Yes, Fili, if there's a key there must be a door. Thanks for your valuable insight." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 8 2016, 4:32pm

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Here Bilbo. The key to the tin of Spam of Ardunil. Goes lovely with beans and toast. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 8 2016, 10:58pm

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"I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 8 2016, 11:45pm

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"Take your file and your skeletonic key! Tarantara!!" /// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Nov 10 2016, 10:16am

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Oh, excellent!... Such a dialogue [In reply to] Can't Post

would actually fit so well with some moments in the films!!! Cool

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 11 2016, 2:07pm

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“Yes my furry-footed little friend, THIS is the Master-key [In reply to] Can't Post

The Ruling Key, the Key of Power.
Keep it well hidden, and mostly keep it from Lobelia SB or there won’t be a spoon left in Westfarthing!”

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Nov 13 2016, 11:36am

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Nice and funny... [In reply to] Can't Post

(And I too love those words from Gandalf to Denethor, that you have chosen as your footer; Beautiful.)

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 14 2016, 9:09pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

A well crafted dialogue by Ataahua steals the show, lead on!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 14 2016, 11:10pm

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Thanks! I'll go a-hunting images. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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