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StingingFly
Lorien
Nov 7 2016, 11:42pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest XXIX
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Gandalf the Grey is sending you on a mission...quest...thing...Caption this photo!
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Ataahua
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Nov 8 2016, 12:44am
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Gandalf: "This is the key to my home - you're welcome anytime."
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Galadriel: "Is this a trick to get me back to Valinor?"
Gandalf: ".....no?"
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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LSF
Gondor
Nov 8 2016, 12:55am
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"The key to your bathroom, Bilbo. Keep it secret, keep it safe... especially from the dwarves."
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Nov 8 2016, 3:32am
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Gandalf: I know EXACTLY how to fund this Quest! Tell the fangirls this is the key to Thorin's heart --
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then stand back and let the bidding begin!"
I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Nov 8 2016, 3:35am
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"Open your heart to me, baby I hold the lock and you hold the key"
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"Open your heart to me, darlin' I'll give you love if you, you turn the key"
I always follow my job through.
(This post was edited by ange1e4e5 on Nov 8 2016, 3:35am)
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Kerling
The Shire
Nov 8 2016, 2:04pm
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Gandalf: 'This is the key to an elven chastity belt.'
Balin: Kzadd! They'll have forgotten what a chastity belt is by now. Their attitude to the Bootless Embrace makes us look B.E mad.
Ori: (Whispers) What is a chastity belt? And what is the Bootless Embrace?
Dori: Eat that hard boiled egg. It'll put more hairs on your chin.
Þæs oferéode, ðisses swá mæg
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MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien
Nov 8 2016, 3:59pm
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"Yes, Fili, if there's a key there must be a door. Thanks for your valuable insight."
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Belegdir
Lorien
Nov 8 2016, 4:32pm
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Here Bilbo. The key to the tin of Spam of Ardunil. Goes lovely with beans and toast.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Nov 8 2016, 10:58pm
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"I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air..." //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 8 2016, 11:45pm
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"Take your file and your skeletonic key! Tarantara!!" ///
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******************************************
Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife
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mae govannen
Tol Eressea
Nov 10 2016, 10:16am
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Oh, excellent!... Such a dialogue
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would actually fit so well with some moments in the films!!! 
'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Nov 11 2016, 2:07pm
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“Yes my furry-footed little friend, THIS is the Master-key
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The Ruling Key, the Key of Power.
Keep it well hidden, and mostly keep it from Lobelia SB or there won’t be a spoon left in Westfarthing!”
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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mae govannen
Tol Eressea
Nov 13 2016, 11:36am
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(And I too love those words from Gandalf to Denethor, that you have chosen as your footer; Beautiful.)
'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)
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StingingFly
Lorien
Nov 14 2016, 9:09pm
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A well crafted dialogue by Ataahua steals the show, lead on!
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Ataahua
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Nov 14 2016, 11:10pm
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Thanks! I'll go a-hunting images. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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