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LotR Caption Contest CXXXI

Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 4 2016, 4:32pm

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LotR Caption Contest CXXXI Can't Post

 
Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Pooh fan Otaku-sempai for picking me as the one hundred and thirtieth winner of The LotR Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred and thirty-first LotR image for all of you to caption:



The original photo is here.

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Nov 4 2016, 5:38pm

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"So, this is what Gandalf meant by 'fly, you fools!'" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Nov 4 2016, 5:40pm

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Frodo, Sam, Marry and Pippin find a time-machine and went to the future were the had a helicopter ride. [In reply to] Can't Post

And Marry is wondering what that magic box is that the camera man is holding.


Meneldor
Valinor


Nov 4 2016, 6:08pm

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This thing is so comfy! [In reply to] Can't Post

Somebody go tell Gwaihir he's fired.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


weathertop
Rohan


Nov 4 2016, 6:20pm

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the hobbit's reaction when told [In reply to] Can't Post

the reason they were all gathered unceremoniously from their beds was for another round of pickups/reshoots.

Enginerd


CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 4 2016, 8:52pm

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The 2016 remake of The Lord of the Rings [In reply to] Can't Post

Having inherited the One iPhone which not only turns you invisible, it has an unlimited data plan, Frodo in 2016 eschews horses, wizards, and rangers and flies to Silicon Valley to toss the dreaded device into Mount Google, guided by the inscription, "One search engine to rule them all, one search engine to find them. One search engine to link them all and in the darkweb buy them."


Belegdir
Lorien


Nov 5 2016, 11:09am

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Dude! One does not simply walk into Mordor. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ingwion
Lorien


Nov 5 2016, 1:43pm

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Ha! Very good! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


It was a foggy day in London, and the fog was heavy and dark. Animate London, with smarting eyes and irritated lungs, was blinking, wheezing, and choking; inanimate London was a sooty spectre, divided in purpose between being visible and invisible, and so being wholly neither. - Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens.

It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen. - The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien


Ingwion
Lorien


Nov 5 2016, 2:35pm

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Caption [In reply to] Can't Post

Legolas: The Chopper turned North-East! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Boromir: That, my directionally challenged friend, would be Mordor. Wait! One does not simply fly into Mordor!
Gandalf: This is all my fault! I told them to fly! By the way, old Boro, one can simply fly into Mordor provided he is astride an eagle!

Inside the chopper:
Merry: Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.
Sam: A Balrog of Morgoth!
Pilot: What did you say?
Sam: Nope. I'm not even going to go there....
Frodo: Let's patch up these plot holes once and for all! Drop us off down at that there mountain, old Terence!
Pippin: Hehe!



Of course, the plot hole part is a mere jest! You did not seriously think the great Ingwion thinks there are plot holes in LOTR? Wink


It was a foggy day in London, and the fog was heavy and dark. Animate London, with smarting eyes and irritated lungs, was blinking, wheezing, and choking; inanimate London was a sooty spectre, divided in purpose between being visible and invisible, and so being wholly neither. - Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens.

It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen. - The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien


dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 5 2016, 2:56pm

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Such a pity none of them realised..... [In reply to] Can't Post

...that the pilot was Saruman in disguise! Evil

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 5 2016, 7:31pm

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oh, that is evil, dormouse! lol // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 5 2016, 7:32pm

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So, does this flying balrog-chopper have wings, or no wings? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 7 2016, 11:58pm

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Just when things looked like they couldn't get any worse for "Sharkey"... [In reply to] Can't Post

...he finds the Hobbits inexplicably arrive at the Shire before him, thwarting his plans for revenge.


Kerling
The Shire


Nov 8 2016, 1:56pm

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CAPTION - [In reply to] Can't Post

Messrs Astin, Wood, Boyd & Monaghan look incredibly smug, having had a lie in and Third Breakfast, seeing Sean Bean toiling up the mountainside in inappopriate footwear and with the additional weight of a thumping great shield.

Boyd: You are joking, surely, Dom? Is he really wearing his Sheffield United football shirt under that lot?

Monaghan: Oh yes, and he nearly thumped Pete when he told him to at least remove the woolly scarf.

Þæs oferéode, ðisses swá mæg


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 11 2016, 4:59am

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The Ride of the Rotorrhim!// [In reply to] Can't Post



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 11 2016, 2:01pm

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We likes it... lol // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 11 2016, 5:42pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Nov 12 2016, 7:33pm

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Brilliant! Mods up :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 22 2016, 4:34pm

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The other winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

It seems L. Ron Halfelven is off doing L. Ron Halfelven stuff.

Please go forth and post!

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Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife



dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 22 2016, 7:19pm

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Thanks, Darkstone.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...will do!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


CuriousG
Half-elven


Nov 23 2016, 1:41am

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Maybe Saruman was posing as L. Ron Halfelven and angry you called him out.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 23 2016, 9:20am

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*Giggles.... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

 
 

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