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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Oct 22 2016, 11:31pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CXXIX
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Have we done this one yet? If yes, I'll post another; if no, have at it! Larger image here. ....
(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Oct 22 2016, 11:32pm)
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cats16
Half-elven
Oct 23 2016, 1:25am
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Deleted scene from 'Titanic' in which Capt. Smith informs 1st/2nd Mates he will go down with the ship. //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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dormouse
Half-elven
Oct 23 2016, 8:52am
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"There's a keyhole just above my right ear....
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...find the key and I'm out of here!"
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 23 2016, 1:15pm
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ARAGORN: "And then little Théoden stood up to his dad and said...uh..."
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"...he's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 23 2016, 2:27pm
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“Ai! It's the dreaded Orthanc Barber Squad! . . .
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Quickly now! We must set up a hair-defense-wall – here! They intend to shave us and give us all ‘Flat Top Haircuts’. This cannot be borne!”
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Oct 24 2016, 7:56pm
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"Theoden says he has shampoo for us - run, Gamling!" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Cirashala
Valinor
Oct 24 2016, 10:54pm
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Gamling, quick! If anybody asks
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tell them I'll be inside Mt. Doom. Gamling- But they're fangirls, my lord. (whispers) they're everywhere..... Aragorn- oh, right.... Theoden- Hey Aragorn, guess what? Aragorn- what? Theoden- I put a GPS in your sword. Aragorn- I hate you.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Oct 25 2016, 12:43am
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Theoden: "Why do the women--and now even Gamling--fall all over Aragorn instead of me? I thought blonds had more fun." //
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hanne
Lorien
Oct 25 2016, 12:51am
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A blond, a brunette and a redhead walked into Helm's Deep...
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... where they immediately spotted the foosball table. Yeah!
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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 25 2016, 1:53am
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Aragorn: "Gamling...between you and me...I may have made a mistake, letting Grima live. He appears to have run back and told Saruman everything!"
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Theoden: (grumbling) "ya think?"
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Oct 26 2016, 1:15am
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But I'm a sucker for classic gags, congrats Otaku-sempai! Would also have accepted, "Xenarwen and the Shield-maiden in the same keep? Where's the postern gate!?!"
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 26 2016, 1:50am
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I will endeavor to find a suitable image for the next round.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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