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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 25 2016, 12:06am
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Hobbit Caption Contest XXVI
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What is going on here? It's time for 'Captions in the Dark'...
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Fereth
Rivendell
Oct 25 2016, 12:29am
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Of all the changes Peter Jackson made from the book
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Giant Gollum was by far Bilbo's least favorite.
(This post was edited by Fereth on Oct 25 2016, 12:32am)
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cats16
Half-elven
Oct 25 2016, 4:32am
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"I said 'Coming, I'm in the restroom!,' not 'Come in,' you inconsiderate rabbit..." //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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dormouse
Half-elven
Oct 25 2016, 8:25am
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In which Gollum reveals his ability to glow in the dark....
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..and Bilbo discovers to his horror that on the wrong finger the Ring just makes you very, very small....
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Oct 25 2016, 12:28pm
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Gollum tries to keep his cool after finding out that
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he has a little Bilbo growing out of his back.
"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Lissuin
Valinor
Oct 25 2016, 1:08pm
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Who was really in poor Smeagol's head? We knows, don't we Precious?
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Bilbo / Smeagol: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precioussss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse! No! Not Master. Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie. Master’s my friend. (taunting) You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU. (starts to cry and whimper) Go away. Go away! (cackles) Hahahahaha! (cries, whispering) I hate you, I hate you. (fiercely) Where would you be without me? Bilbo, Bilbo. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me! (resolute) Not anymore. (surprised) What did you say? Master looks after us now. We don’t need you. What? Leave now and never come back. No!!! (louder) Leave now and never come back! (bares teeth, growling) Arghhhh! LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK. (Smeagol pants and looks around for Bilbo) We... we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. (dances around, happily) Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Oct 25 2016, 1:50pm
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 25 2016, 8:12pm
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“Yo, hubcap-head. Rock-Paper-Scissors – two-out-of-three. I lose you eat; you lose I’m outta here. What say?” //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 25 2016, 8:40pm
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Ataahua
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Oct 26 2016, 4:02am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Belegdir
Lorien
Oct 26 2016, 1:33pm
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Hurry up Gollum! - That Orcish-vindaloo challenge wasn't such a great idea!
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Oct 26 2016, 2:49pm
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Bilbo: "I'm not afraid of the dark!" Gollum: "Baggins is afraid!" Smeagol: "So are we, precious!"//
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I'd say I've entered my second childhood, but I never left the first!
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Ingwion
Lorien
Oct 26 2016, 6:53pm
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It was a foggy day in London, and the fog was heavy and dark. Animate London, with smarting eyes and irritated lungs, was blinking, wheezing, and choking; inanimate London was a sooty spectre, divided in purpose between being visible and invisible, and so being wholly neither. - Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens. It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen. - The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien
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Cirashala
Valinor
Oct 27 2016, 5:28pm
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"Does this loincloth make my butt look big?"
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Bilbo- er, I thought we were doing riddles.....?
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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 30 2016, 4:38pm
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After I researched what a Patronus was, this caption shone just a bit brighter than the rest, claiming the title. Otaku-sempai, you now control both caption contests...surely more power than one being can safely handle.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 30 2016, 5:02pm
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...and I'm a bit surprised! I will try to find an image suitable to the season.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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