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LOTR Caption Contest CXXIX

SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 22 2016, 11:31pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CXXIX Can't Post

Have we done this one yet? If yes, I'll post another; if no, have at it!



Larger image here.


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(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Oct 22 2016, 11:32pm)


cats16
Valinor


Oct 23 2016, 1:25am

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Deleted scene from 'Titanic' in which Capt. Smith informs 1st/2nd Mates he will go down with the ship. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 23 2016, 8:52am

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"There's a keyhole just above my right ear.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...find the key and I'm out of here!"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 23 2016, 1:15pm

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ARAGORN: "And then little Théoden stood up to his dad and said...uh..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"...he's standing right behind me, isn't he?"

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 23 2016, 2:27pm

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“Ai! It's the dreaded Orthanc Barber Squad! . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

Quickly now! We must set up a hair-defense-wall – here! They intend to shave us and give us all ‘Flat Top Haircuts’. This cannot be borne!”

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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Belegdir
Lorien


Oct 24 2016, 6:18pm

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DingDiDingDiiiing. Ice cream van! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 24 2016, 7:56pm

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"Theoden says he has shampoo for us - run, Gamling!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Oct 24 2016, 10:54pm

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Gamling, quick! If anybody asks [In reply to] Can't Post

tell them I'll be inside Mt. Doom.

Gamling- But they're fangirls, my lord. (whispers) they're everywhere.....

Aragorn- oh, right....

Theoden- Hey Aragorn, guess what?

Aragorn- what?

Theoden- I put a GPS in your sword.

Aragorn- I hate you.



(This post was edited by Cirashala on Oct 24 2016, 10:58pm)


CuriousG
Half-elven


Oct 25 2016, 12:43am

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Theoden: "Why do the women--and now even Gamling--fall all over Aragorn instead of me? I thought blonds had more fun." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


hanne
Lorien

Oct 25 2016, 12:51am

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead walked into Helm's Deep... [In reply to] Can't Post

... where they immediately spotted the foosball table. Yeah!


StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 25 2016, 1:53am

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Aragorn: "Gamling...between you and me...I may have made a mistake, letting Grima live. He appears to have run back and told Saruman everything!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Theoden: (grumbling) "ya think?"


weathertop
Rohan


Oct 25 2016, 6:17pm

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oh yeah? Well, just watch this! / [In reply to] Can't Post

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Enginerd


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 26 2016, 1:15am

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This was a tough one [In reply to] Can't Post

But I'm a sucker for classic gags, congrats Otaku-sempai!

Would also have accepted, "Xenarwen and the Shield-maiden in the same keep? Where's the postern gate!?!"



(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Oct 26 2016, 1:16am)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 26 2016, 1:50am

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Thank you, SirDennis. [In reply to] Can't Post

I will endeavor to find a suitable image for the next round.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

 
 

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