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Caption Contest XXIV

DainPig
Gondor


Oct 13 2016, 8:46pm

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Welcome to the newest Caption Contest. You guys obviously can make fun of anything, so here it is. Thorin and his best warriors, at the top of the CGIhill, have just noticed something....

(This post was edited by DainPig on Oct 13 2016, 8:47pm)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 13 2016, 8:50pm

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* Eagle screams * THORIN: So that's how they deliver in 30 minutes or less! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 13 2016, 10:13pm

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"Summer holiday, you said? No wonder the travel agent sold you those tickets so cheaply." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 13 2016, 11:05pm

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The latest boy band "Dwarven Metal" followed all the standard tropes: There was the cute one, the blonde one, the tall one, and the bald one. (Er, wait...) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


OldestDaughter
Rohan


Oct 13 2016, 11:52pm

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Kili's face showed utter horror [In reply to] Can't Post

when he realizes that after his big break on the Hobbit, he'd have to go into a lesser production called "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Fereth
Rivendell


Oct 14 2016, 12:07am

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Try as he might [In reply to] Can't Post

Fili just couldn't mimic Uncle Thorin's Majestic Hair Sweep (tm) the way Kili could.


(This post was edited by Fereth on Oct 14 2016, 12:08am)


LSF
Gondor

Oct 14 2016, 12:14am

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Kili: Thorin... is that your wife?

Fili and Dwalin: Oh no...

Thorin: I'd rather face Azog than her right now...


StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 14 2016, 12:34am

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To everything (turn, turn, turn)... [In reply to] Can't Post

There is a sequel (turn, turn, turn)
A time for climactic battle, on Hill Raven,

A time to go scout, A time to get caught,
A time to be King, A time to die,
A time to slay Orcs on the ice,
A time to forgive each other, and cry


Meneldor
Valinor


Oct 14 2016, 12:37am

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Great tune, SF. [In reply to] Can't Post

Don't you just love those classics by the Rayvyns?


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien

Oct 14 2016, 6:06am

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"How did Bombur get up here before us?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Smaug the iron
Gondor


Oct 14 2016, 10:27am

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"What, Legolas is defying gravity? We most see this." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 14 2016, 7:21pm

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The “Bombur Stealth-Waddle” … of course :) [In reply to] Can't Post


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"How did Bombur get up here before us?"


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ingwion
Lorien


Oct 14 2016, 9:43pm

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"Bat-riding? Can we join in?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


It was a foggy day in London, and the fog was heavy and dark. Animate London, with smarting eyes and irritated lungs, was blinking, wheezing, and choking; inanimate London was a sooty spectre, divided in purpose between being visible and invisible, and so being wholly neither. - Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens.

It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen. - The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien


sarahb1863
Rivendell


Oct 14 2016, 11:00pm

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"Well..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Well, that's one hairpiece that ain't coming back."


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Oct 16 2016, 4:39pm

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Dwalin: "We've got company - fangirls! There must be hundreds of them!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Kili: Are any of them Elvish?

Fili: Did you really just say that? Brother, we must talk.

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association


Dwarewien
Rohan


Oct 16 2016, 9:00pm

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"Does Gandalf really think he can take out Azog all by himself?!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The Lord of the Rings is one of those things. If you like it, you do. If you don't, then you boo." - J.R.R. Tolkien


mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Oct 17 2016, 7:26am

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SQUEEEE!.... Double ROTFL !!! [In reply to] Can't Post

One for what was in the subject line, and one for the unexpected, but just as hilarious, continuation, which I discovered only after, when having the good idea of checking!... Cool

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Oct 19 2016, 8:07am

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Thorin: "Do you guys think this tower out there could at last be this Abbey Road Studios where we are to record? Or have the directions been really misleading?..."

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 19 2016, 8:28am

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"The eagles are coming!" "No, wait.......... [In reply to] Can't Post

...bats. Just bats."

Dwalin turns his back on all this. If dwarves had been meant to fly they would never have worn such big boots.....

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


mae govannen
Tol Eressea


Oct 19 2016, 8:40am

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Oh, it would have been so great [In reply to] Can't Post

if the Eagles had indeed come early, and saved them all... *sigh*
I know, it would have ruined all the drama in the story, but still...
As for the bats, I thought, on the contrary, that Dwarves + boots wouldn't be to their liking as hang-gliding passengers, because too heavy and pulling them down to the ground! Wink

'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)


DainPig
Gondor


Oct 19 2016, 6:21pm

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The winner is.... [In reply to] Can't Post

after six (six?) days, I must say the winner is...Darkstone! Your post was by far the most creative. I'd pay to watch a show of those boys Wink Congrats. Now go ahead and post the next Caption, Darkstone. Do not let the fun stop Laugh!


(This post was edited by DainPig on Oct 19 2016, 6:22pm)


Yngwulff
Gondor


Nov 3 2016, 11:11pm

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Who Farted? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”


 
 

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