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Lissuin
Valinor
Oct 5 2016, 9:22pm
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Caption Contest XXIII
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Bard the Bargeman. Would you trust that man with your gold - and your lives? Bwa ha ha! You tell us!
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Oct 5 2016, 11:46pm
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Bard: Pssst...can you keep a secret?
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But you have to promise to keep it or I will have fourteen little helpers make sure you keep it.
"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Meneldor
Valinor
Oct 6 2016, 12:09am
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You're braver than I thought.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien
Oct 6 2016, 3:04am
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"Don't tell anyone else, but I've forgotten how to speak thrush."
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"Don't worry about it, when are you ever going to need to know that anyway?"
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Oct 6 2016, 4:05am
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I always follow my job through.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Oct 6 2016, 8:25am
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... you don't happen to have fourteen barrels of fish anywhere...?"
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Darkstone
Immortal
Oct 6 2016, 1:55pm
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Sadly, Chris de Burgh was busy during production so Howard Shore had to go in another direction. //
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****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 6 2016, 2:24pm
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“Yo! You boys seen any black arrows lying around here anywhere?” //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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DainPig
Gondor
Oct 6 2016, 2:58pm
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Actual heir of Girion: Don't mind me, I am just an extra.
"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz." dainpigblog.blogspot.com historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com
(This post was edited by DainPig on Oct 6 2016, 2:58pm)
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Avandel
Half-elven
Oct 6 2016, 3:34pm
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What do you mean, my daughter ran away to crew the Black Pearl?!!!
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with Will Turner Legolas
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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 12 2016, 12:38am
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"I'll take the little blue R2 unit," says 'Luke' to the Jawa.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Oct 12 2016, 10:29pm
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Bard: No, I will not pay an extra toll. No one told *me* it was Wear Your Funny Hat Day. //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Oct 13 2016, 6:48pm
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And the winner is....(opens envelope)... DainPig and the Lost Heir of Girion!
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Strange things happen in Middle-earth, things involving thrushes and black arrows and barrels of fish and the number fourteen, so why not another Lord of Men in disguise? Go forth and choose the next caption, Oh DainPig! I must say you lot have a wealth of movie and music trivia at your fingertips. Thanks for all the chuckles as I made my way through film dialog and music references. Who says hanging out on a fan website isn't a worthwhile, educational way to spend the day? I almost bought 14 little R2 units from some ferryman in red named Will sporting a long blond wig, but I wasn't as brave as you thought. Liss
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DainPig
Gondor
Oct 13 2016, 7:44pm
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Wasn't really expecting to win
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Didn't know I was a comedian
"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz." dainpigblog.blogspot.com historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com
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DainPig
Gondor
Oct 13 2016, 8:49pm
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Awkward.
"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz." dainpigblog.blogspot.com historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 13 2016, 8:52pm
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I may have just blown my chances for the next round!
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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