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Caption Contest XXIII

Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 5 2016, 9:22pm

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Caption Contest XXIII Can't Post

Bard the Bargeman. Would you trust that man with your gold - and your lives? Bwa ha ha!
You tell us!






OldestDaughter
Rohan


Oct 5 2016, 11:46pm

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Bard: Pssst...can you keep a secret? [In reply to] Can't Post

But you have to promise to keep it or I will have fourteen little helpers make sure you keep it.




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


Meneldor
Valinor


Oct 6 2016, 12:09am

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You came in that thing? [In reply to] Can't Post

You're braver than I thought.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


MyWeeLadGimli
Lorien

Oct 6 2016, 3:04am

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"Don't tell anyone else, but I've forgotten how to speak thrush." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Don't worry about it, when are you ever going to need to know that anyway?"


ange1e4e5
Gondor

Oct 6 2016, 4:05am

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I like that. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I always follow my job through.


dormouse
Half-elven


Oct 6 2016, 8:25am

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"I have a problem.... [In reply to] Can't Post

... you don't happen to have fourteen barrels of fish anywhere...?"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Darkstone
Immortal


Oct 6 2016, 1:55pm

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Sadly, Chris de Burgh was busy during production so Howard Shore had to go in another direction. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 6 2016, 2:24pm

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“Yo! You boys seen any black arrows lying around here anywhere?” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




DainPig
Gondor


Oct 6 2016, 2:58pm

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Bard: who are you? [In reply to] Can't Post

Actual heir of Girion: Don't mind me, I am just an extra.

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

dainpigblog.blogspot.com

historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com

(This post was edited by DainPig on Oct 6 2016, 2:58pm)


Avandel
Half-elven


Oct 6 2016, 3:34pm

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What do you mean, my daughter ran away to crew the Black Pearl?!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

with Will Turner LegolasAngelic


weathertop
Rohan


Oct 7 2016, 3:31pm

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LOL [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Enginerd


StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 12 2016, 12:38am

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"I'll take the little blue R2 unit," says 'Luke' to the Jawa. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 12 2016, 10:29pm

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Bard: No, I will not pay an extra toll. No one told *me* it was Wear Your Funny Hat Day. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 13 2016, 6:48pm

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And the winner is....(opens envelope)... DainPig and the Lost Heir of Girion! [In reply to] Can't Post

Strange things happen in Middle-earth, things involving thrushes and black arrows and barrels of fish and the number fourteen, so why not another Lord of Men in disguise? Wink Go forth and choose the next caption, Oh DainPig!

I must say you lot have a wealth of movie and music trivia at your fingertips. Thanks for all the chuckles as I made my way through film dialog and music references. Who says hanging out on a fan website isn't a worthwhile, educational way to spend the day? Evil I almost bought 14 little R2 units from some ferryman in red named Will sporting a long blond wig, but I wasn't as brave as you thought.Evil
Liss


DainPig
Gondor


Oct 13 2016, 7:44pm

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Wasn't really expecting to win [In reply to] Can't Post

Didn't know I was a comedian Laugh

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

dainpigblog.blogspot.com

historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 13 2016, 8:47pm

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Congratulations! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Didn't know I was a comedian Laugh


If it makes you feel any better, I didn't know you were a comedian either. * rimshot *

But I kid!

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


DainPig
Gondor


Oct 13 2016, 8:49pm

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It's a surprise for everyone [In reply to] Can't Post

Awkward.

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

dainpigblog.blogspot.com

historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 13 2016, 8:52pm

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That's okay! [In reply to] Can't Post

I may have just blown my chances for the next round! Wink

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes

 
 

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