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Tom Bombadil versus David Bowie's Goblin King


Sep 28 2016, 3:05pm

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Tom Bombadil versus David Bowie's Goblin King Can't Post

Who wins "Britain's Got Talent"?

Bonus: What are some likely Simon Cowell quotes?

The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

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Sep 28 2016, 7:58pm

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Tom Bombadil is more powerful, at least within the confines of his own land; but the Goblin King wins on style.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Sep 28 2016, 8:13pm

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Goblin King On “Britain’s Got Talent”

Bombadil on “America’s Got Talent”

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

Tol Eressea

Oct 1 2016, 4:36am

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Gotta give it to the man with the power [In reply to] Can't Post

What power?
Power of hoodoo.
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of a man with the power.....

Hmmmm forget David Bowie... give the win to Cary Grant.

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