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CuriousG
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Sep 25 2016, 10:19pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CXXV
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Have fun this week with the drama-hobbit, Gollum. Full image here.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Sep 26 2016, 12:34am
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Sam: But he's such a drama queen!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 26 2016, 4:14am
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The reception of Gollum's "Shakespeare-in-the-Marsh" was lukewarm at best. //
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 26 2016, 6:57am
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"To dreams...the impossible dreams..."
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Gollum made a suprisingly good Don Quiotte in Frodo's production of The Man of La Mancha".
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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dormouse
Half-elven
Sep 26 2016, 9:03am
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Sam and Frodo are already regretting....
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..Gollum's entry into this year's 'Mordor's Got Talent' competition.
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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hanne
Lorien
Sep 26 2016, 12:04pm
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Nooooo! No one else's parents are coming. You guys are sooooo embarrassing!!! /
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 26 2016, 1:08pm
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G: “I love the smell of Shriekers in the morning!”
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Sep 26 2016, 5:36pm
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"You do *not* want to know the places the swamp mud is getting into."
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Frodo: "Ew."
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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CuriousG
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Sep 26 2016, 5:59pm
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Day #1 and you folks already have me LOL. //
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cats16
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Sep 27 2016, 5:24am
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Zoinks, Scoobs, what's gotten into you lately?! //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Sep 27 2016, 9:10am
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This one really did make me laugh out loud!//
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Belegdir
Lorien
Sep 27 2016, 12:30pm
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Ahhhh! Whats does its means, 'He's left the Precious in his other trousers at home', Precious!
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StingingFly
Lorien
Sep 28 2016, 10:21pm
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Gollum is beside himself after losing a rematch of the famous "riddle game"...
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...once again falling for the "What's in my pocket?" Trick.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 30 2016, 3:11am
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(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Sep 30 2016, 3:13am)
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Sep 30 2016, 5:07pm
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Essentially a tie for all of you great jokesters, but since "there can only be One," I'll choose Belegdir.
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Thanks to everyone for participating and coming up with such creative and funny captions!
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Belegdir
Lorien
Sep 30 2016, 5:11pm
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I don't *sniff* what to *choke* say..
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But cheers.
A new one will be up shortly.
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