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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 23 2016, 8:19pm
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Lurtz versus Monty Python's Black Knight
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Who wins and in what condition?
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 23 2016, 10:23pm
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...but only after he had removed all of the Black Knight's limbs, cut his torso in half, his head from his shoulders and stomped on it! That'll shut him up (unless he starts nagging the Uruk as a ghost).
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Sep 23 2016, 11:15pm
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The Black Knight couldn't handle King Arthur, much less a fierce orc.
"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 23 2016, 11:17pm
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Lurtz chortles and cavorts with abandoned glee
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as he watches Can-head bleed to death with no arms; but he stumbles in his elation, wavers for a moment, then falls cracking his head full-wide open on an errant stone.
Two dead revoltments – no winner… 
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Nov 1 2016, 1:35am
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I always follow my job through.
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