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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Sep 15 2016, 12:47pm
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Caption Contest XXI - We're finally legal!
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Caption away, Captioneers. But keep it clean - no brown wrappers. Although beer, wine and spirits are now allowed.
_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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LSF
Gondor
Sep 15 2016, 1:55pm
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Fili, Kili, and Bilbo watch as the rest of the Company gets violently ill, thankful that they hadn't gotten around to eating their shares of stew.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Sep 15 2016, 2:11pm
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No, it's a recipe I picked up south of here;
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it's called Shieldmaiden Stew. Why do you ask?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 15 2016, 2:54pm
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Watching Bombur eat was like observing a Force of Nature. //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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DainPig
Gondor
Sep 15 2016, 3:03pm
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"Peter Jackson."
"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz." dainpigblog.blogspot.com historiasderafaelrodriguesdarocha.blogspot.com
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 15 2016, 3:29pm
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Bilbo hogs all the vittles as Fili & Kili pull the old “Look-over-yonder!” trick, and prepare for the “Quick Snatch”. /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Sep 15 2016, 6:23pm
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Fili: So you really think that's Thorin's secret? Special shampoo?
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Bilbo: Oh yes, women just love his hair!
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Avandel
Half-elven
Sep 15 2016, 7:03pm
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...the way she tasered those trolls, I can see why Thorin sez she's the ONE for him...
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and I can see the *skintight* black catsuit and the red hair. But does he really want to marry someone called the Black Widow?
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Dwarewien
Rohan
Sep 15 2016, 10:57pm
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I'm amazed that they haven't turned to stone ages ago!
"The Lord of the Rings is one of those things. If you like it, you do. If you don't, then you boo." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 16 2016, 8:02pm
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The boys were entralled by the grace and beauty of the bathing Elves, not yet realizing they were on the males' side of the lake. /
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****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Fereth
Rivendell
Sep 16 2016, 9:42pm
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Of all the Mirkwood party games Bilbo and the Durin brothers were expecting to see,
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Naked line dancing was not one of them.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Sep 16 2016, 10:13pm
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...Bilbo had already burgled two bowls of porridge..
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...Kili complained the first was 'too hot', Fili that the second was 'too cold'... ...he was determined that the third would be 'just right.'
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Sep 17 2016, 5:50pm
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Keep it clean? You can't get cleaner
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than bathed Elves.
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Loresilme
Valinor
Sep 19 2016, 3:29am
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Fili: "Ok, just remember, do not look indirectly at the basilisk and we will not be turned to stone! Got it?" Bilbo: "Got it." Kili:
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Sep 26 2016, 6:51pm
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Sorry it took so long. I... uh... forgot.
_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Sep 26 2016, 8:13pm
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Well those Durins love redheads, don't they?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Sep 27 2016, 9:56pm
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*snaps fingers waves hands* Kili?? Dame Ioreth???
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You must have peeked at the basilisk too ;). Thank you!!! I am honored and shall return shortly with our next cap!
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