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LSF
Gondor

Sep 6 2016, 1:48am

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To Bad End we go... Full size here




DainPig
Gondor


Sep 6 2016, 2:18am

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A bunch of beggars have just break into Bag end [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 6 2016, 6:21am

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"Why did no one tell me it's Bring Your Own Beard Day?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 6 2016, 7:01am

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BILBO: "This is the last time I hire Dwarvish caterers!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 6 2016, 7:01am

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BILBO: "This is the last time I hire Dwarvish caterers!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 6 2016, 12:51pm

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Pickles and tarts and beers, oh my! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.




dormouse
Half-elven


Sep 6 2016, 1:26pm

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"Quick - outside! A moth just flew into your ear trumpet.... [In reply to] Can't Post

... that means there'll be an eagle along any moment and we're crowded enough in here as it is!"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


weathertop
Rohan


Sep 6 2016, 2:31pm

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i really need to stop drinking that fermented goats milk before bed [In reply to] Can't Post

these dreams are getting so vivid. and strange.

Enginerd


StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 6 2016, 9:28pm

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Oin: "I have Sir Ian on the horn...he says 'enough with the nose twitch'" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Sep 7 2016, 12:35am

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Bilbo instantly regrets agreeing to be a guest judge on the Great Dwarvish Baking Show.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






cats16
Valinor


Sep 8 2016, 5:57am

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Newly hired nursing home caretaker immediately regrets accepting job offer after first meal. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Sep 8 2016, 2:19pm

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Dwalin doesn't have much faith in this so-called "Company"... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Oin can't hear, Bifur can't talk, and this annoying whiner is supposed to be a BURGLAR??? Durin save us!"

"Think I need another beer!"

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association


DainPig
Gondor


Sep 11 2016, 1:15am

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Hey who won this time? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

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LSF
Gondor

Sep 12 2016, 7:15pm

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Congrats [In reply to] Can't Post

Dame Ioreth, you are this week's winner....

Though now I totally want a Thorin's Company cooking competition show Laugh


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Sep 13 2016, 3:04am

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Wow, Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

Can you imagine? I'd love to see Elrond set the Lembas technical challenge. Part of the recipe has to be read by moonlight and according to that recipe only Mallorn flower essence is allowed for flavoring. Use of pipeweed or ale as a flavoring leads to automatic disqualification. Laugh


Off to find a suitable sequel... Smile

... after I stop off at Fiesta Friday and rummage behind the bar for any leftover scones or pie. Now I'm hungry!

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings





 
 

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