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The Eleventy-one plus Eleven -th Caption Contest (that's ME math for CXXII)

Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Sep 5 2016, 2:19pm

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The Eleventy-one plus Eleven -th Caption Contest (that's ME math for CXXII) Can't Post

Sorry for the delay. That last few contests have produced some really funny results and I was feeling the pressure to find a good picture.

Caption away, you silly hobbitses!




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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Meneldor
Valinor


Sep 5 2016, 2:57pm

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That look you get when someone wants to talk [In reply to] Can't Post

while you're reading LotR.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 5 2016, 3:37pm

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"...read between the lines, Boromir..." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sador
Half-elven


Sep 5 2016, 4:54pm

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Pardon my French. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm studying for an exam.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 5 2016, 5:39pm

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"The book is titled 'A Tale of Two Towers'." [In reply to] Can't Post

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times for Minas Ithil."

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 5 2016, 6:00pm

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On the outside all cool, in his head, Aragorn goes all DeNiro, "You talkin' to me? You talk-in' to me? You talkin' to ME?..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


(This post was edited by zarabia on Sep 5 2016, 6:02pm)


Omnigeek
Lorien


Sep 5 2016, 6:02pm

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No, Boromir, this isn't that kind of book ... it doesn't even HAVE pictures [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 5 2016, 7:23pm

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"Elrond, are you sure I have to memorise this entire Lay of Proposing to Elven Princesses before I can marry your daughter?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 5 2016, 7:33pm

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Aragorn is piqued as he is interrupted during his fourteenth reading of the illustrated edition of ‘Green Eggs and Ham’. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.




weathertop
Rohan


Sep 6 2016, 2:29pm

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Aragorn (under his breath): 'notice me, notice me, notice me' [In reply to] Can't Post

Arwen: 'you know you were on that same page yesterday, and the day before that?'

Aragorn (under his breath while not breaking the perfect 'cool & aloof' facade): 'yes!!! she noticed me!'

Enginerd


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 6 2016, 5:12pm

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Awww, this makes me smile! :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


Ringtir
Rivendell


Sep 7 2016, 3:46am

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Viggo Mortensen ends reading his script and realize something... [In reply to] Can't Post

"So Pete is changing my character to a fearful and evasive one, he will suffer me"

Years later Viggo says no to TH...

(By the way, I love fearful and evasive Aragorn!)


Belegdir
Lorien


Sep 7 2016, 1:32pm

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I really hope Arwen can't see this copy of PlayElf behind this book. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Sep 7 2016, 5:47pm

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Thinks: ' With any luck, if I look really, really dark and brooding... [In reply to] Can't Post

...he won't notice that my finger's stuck in the binding. I really CAN'T put this book down.'

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


hanne
Lorien

Sep 8 2016, 4:27pm

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Bilbo: And now we'll act out the Rivendell chapter. You can do voices, right? Aragorn: Tra la la lally!? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 9 2016, 8:07pm

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It says "Renewed shall be blade that was broken,/Unless it's totally destroyed by some fumble fingered Son of a Steward."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 9 2016, 8:13pm

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Darkstone! [In reply to] Can't Post

Good to have you back! You've been missed! Heart

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 9 2016, 8:27pm

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Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

Nice to be back!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 9 2016, 11:53pm

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After twenty years working summer jobs at Rivendell Library, Aragorn had the "Please use your library voice" glare down to an art // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


cats16
Half-elven


Sep 10 2016, 7:06am

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Annie Leibowitz's royal portraits really are a wonder, exiled king or no. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




(This post was edited by cats16 on Sep 10 2016, 7:06am)


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 12 2016, 11:54pm

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Amen. [In reply to] Can't Post

I myself have perfected it--people sheer off without another word.EvilLaugh



Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Sep 13 2016, 2:50am

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*whispers* The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

My daughters and son were/are pages at the local library and my daughter is apply to grad school for her MILS and Archiving Masters. They all worked for "Betty" the librarian that they think patented the Librarian Stare.

And you had me at Rivendell Library. Cool

Go forth to seek and find... the next photo!

Congratulations!

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 13 2016, 6:22pm

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*stifles a giggle* [In reply to] Can't Post

'tis true, a smile is the same in every language... and so is the Librarian Stare Laugh.

*Goes off to (quietly) search the Reference section for the next photo* Angelic

 
 

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