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Meneldor
Valinor
Aug 22 2016, 5:07pm
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LotR Caption Contest XI Squared, or CXXI for the mathematically challenged
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Since StingingFly thought my last caption was funny enough to call it a winner, here's another pic that can use the same caption: THERE'S A BUG ON ME!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!
Please note, I have previously picked a winner for the line, "I'm ready for my close up, Mr DeMille" so I'm going to disallow that one for this round. Still funny, though, right?
Have at it, ye merrie band of captioneers!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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dormouse
Half-elven
Aug 22 2016, 5:47pm
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If you're bad... I mean REALLY bad.....
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... tooth whitening just isn't an issue!
(In memory of my mother whose one recurring comment when I watched LOTR (again) was "Why do the baddies all have such terrible teeth?")
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Ataahua
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Aug 22 2016, 7:18pm
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"Say hello to my little friend." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 22 2016, 7:50pm
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“If I hear ‘Giddyup Boy!’ one more time I’m a’gonna buck ‘im right off!” //
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And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 22 2016, 8:32pm
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"Prettyyy! I feel prettyyy!" //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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cats16
Half-elven
Aug 22 2016, 9:03pm
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"Hear that Shrek, he said noble steed!" "QUIET, donkey!."
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Ataahua
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Aug 22 2016, 11:46pm
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Dressage riders in the Middle-earth Olympics have the added difficulty of not allowing their steeds to eat the audience. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Aug 23 2016, 2:07am
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From whence 'Don't look a gift steed in the mouth' is derived. //
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(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Aug 23 2016, 2:10am)
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Harold.of.Whoa
Rivendell
Aug 23 2016, 2:36am
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Randall Boggs had only one minor role...
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...between Monsters, Inc and Monsters University.
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Omnigeek
Lorien
Aug 23 2016, 8:12am
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That old cowpoke went riding, one hot and windy day ...
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Aug 24 2016, 2:53am
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It was GandyAlf who used to say that all the time (I think).
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Aug 24 2016, 3:11am
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Frodo and Sam in their 2-man Halloween costume. //
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sador
Half-elven
Aug 24 2016, 3:17am
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From Pippin's Twitter account:
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Pathetic loser #WiKi can't handle steed without bit and bridle.
Sad!
(This post was edited by sador on Aug 24 2016, 3:21am)
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Belegdir
Lorien
Aug 24 2016, 11:46am
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COME ON DOWN TO ANGMAR'S HOUSE OF FELLBEASTS!
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THESE BABIES ARE PRICED TO SELL!
NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED!
I MUST BE CRAAAAZY TO BE OFFERING PRICES THIS LOW!
SO COME ON DOWN! NOW!
Or I will flay your sooooul...
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Aug 24 2016, 6:33pm
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I don't envy you your decision! These are hilarious! 
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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weathertop
Rohan
Aug 24 2016, 7:34pm
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Go ahead, take the gig; you'll love the film industry.
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*grumblegrumble*...he had a puny kid to cart around, not some brooding mercenary coated in steel...*grumble*
That'll be the last time I listen to Falkor's career advice.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Aug 24 2016, 9:59pm
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Nazgul: "We find out Khamul is allergic to horses...now everyone has to ride one of these accursed beasts...
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...I'm afraid of heights, does anyone care? No!...I'm walking this thing to Minas Tirith."
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weathertop
Rohan
Aug 25 2016, 1:38am
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"That's enough! I mean it! I'll turn this fell beast around and noone will get to go hobbit-watching. And I've heard the dwarves have been sighted already this year..."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 25 2016, 1:58pm
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~~ You'll wonder where the yellow went
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when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent ~~
And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.
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dernwyn
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Aug 25 2016, 4:16pm
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This is what you end up with, when you're the last one to get to the stables...//
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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F...T...W! //
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Now I'll have that tune stuck in my head all day, thag you bery buch!
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