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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Aug 24 2016, 2:31pm
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Caption Contest XIX - The Caption Zone
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Submitted for your approval or at least your analysis: One Elrond, who at an advanced age, finds himself once again dealing with dwarves. It's very likely that, as of this moment, he could have gone through life in a very different manner, except for a pesky wizard who keeps bringing guests to his house. I say he very likely could have except for something that will soon happen to him, something that will considerably alter his existence - and ours. Now you think about that now, because this is The Caption Zone...
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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LSF
Gondor
Aug 24 2016, 2:41pm
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Elrond: "Dwarves rule, Elves drool... Elrond is a poopyhead... Seriously, where's the meat at dinner... Get some better music... I won't even read what this one says..."
Gandalf: "Damn it, Thorin, you gave him the wrong paper."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 24 2016, 9:14pm
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Elrond, quill-in-hand, ponders whether or not to sign the
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“Non-compete Contract” giving Lothlórien full rights to the lucrative lembas franchise,  while his guests look on with bated breath... 
And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 24 2016, 11:45pm
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"No, Gandalf! I will not read your confounded script!" //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Aug 24 2016, 11:46pm)
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weathertop
Rohan
Aug 25 2016, 1:35am
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This is quite good, you said a hobbit wrote it?
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Aug 25 2016, 2:01am
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Elrond considers signing his name to the Dwarf Accords.
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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dormouse
Half-elven
Aug 25 2016, 10:03am
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"Gandalf, are you sure this is the dwarves' National Anthem?" //
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For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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dernwyn
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Aug 25 2016, 4:14pm
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"So this is the play you'd like to put on for us...and you have a part for my daughter, the lady called 'Snow White'?" //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Aug 25 2016, 8:12pm
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Gandalf hopes that Elrond will be too pre-occupied translating the map to notice
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that the Company has discovered his wine cellar. Meanwhile, Thorin grumbles that his Company better not eat everything and leave him a measly bowl of soup, like they did at Bilbo's!
Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Aug 27 2016, 12:31am
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I can't believe they fell for the old 'invisible writing' gag.
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 Just wait until Galadriel gets out her trick water bowl...
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Aug 30 2016, 10:51pm
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"Hey Babe, rendezvous at the secret entrance on Durin's Day...love, 'Big Daddy'
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...an awkward silence ensues when Elrond reveals more than a hidden doorway while translating the moon runes.
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Fereth
Rivendell
Aug 30 2016, 11:11pm
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Elrond: "I appreciate you writing a check for the damages, Thorin, but your handwriting is terrible, I can't read who the check is made out to. What does this second word say?"
Thorin: "... 'hole'."
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cats16
Half-elven
Aug 31 2016, 5:59am
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Elrond forced to judge LOTR caption contest after Dame Ioreth outsources judging duties //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Silverlode
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Aug 31 2016, 6:03am
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Silverlode
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Sep 5 2016, 2:41pm
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I just couldn't make up my mind
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so I polled my family. They helped me by each giving a different answer. *sigh*
I'll go with the one that made me laugh the minute I read it, (not sure what that says about my sense of humor though... ) 
Congratulations LSF! You made me LOL!
Thank you to all. Sorry about the delay... 
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Sep 5 2016, 2:45pm
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May you find clear images and following captions.
Congratulations!
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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LSF
Gondor
Sep 5 2016, 3:47pm
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I'll be back tonight with mine
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