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Headlines from the ‘Valinórë Monitor’

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 21 2016, 1:31pm

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Expert entomologists conclude that bugs flying around the Midgewater Marshes are “Flying Bugs”.

Orcs found to have no soul . . . But they do have rhythm ♪

Teenage pregnancy in Hobbits drops significantly after the age of twenty-five.

The seventeen Carpenter-orcs killed in last month’s battering-ram accident are still dead!

Entwives Found!
Seventeen Entwives have been sighted in a well-tended vale near the small village of Whence Came Dragons. Treebeard is quoted as saying, “Aroom a hooma!”

During yesterday’s Free Fair Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End won the two-furlong low-hurdle steeplechase.

Ered Luin Inexplicable Turns Green!

Starving Westfoldman lost in Aglarond eats own foot.

MORE . . . ?

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 23 2016, 3:21am

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These are really top notch. Thanks Bracegirdle... [In reply to] Can't Post

How about...

Middle-earthquake!
Derndingle becomes Dol Dingle

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 30 2016, 12:24pm

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What a fun idea… [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks BG

“Yer welcome!” Cool

Here’s another:

Midgewater Marshes drained!

The Neekerbreeker-infested bog has been turned into Midge’s Funland, with rides and food and thrills aplenty for Man, Elf, or Hobbit.

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin



 
 

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