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LOTR Caption Contest CVII

StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 29 2016, 11:31pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CVII Can't Post

...Can you caption, Master TORn posters?

...Why should your captions be unfit for my halls, come, craft me a caption.




Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 30 2016, 12:45am

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"You killed my son... You Klingon beggars... " // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jul 30 2016, 2:12am)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 30 2016, 2:20am

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"All right, which one of you greased the steps?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jul 30 2016, 2:20am)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 30 2016, 4:21am

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"If youre blue and you don't know where to go to..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"...why don't you go where fashion sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz!"

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 30 2016, 11:50am

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He faltered, staff in hand [In reply to] Can't Post

‘What an evil fortune!’ he plagiarized. ‘So many steps! And I am already weary.’

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Belegdir
Lorien


Jul 30 2016, 1:28pm

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Denethor embarrasses himself and doesn't make it past the first round of Gondor's Got Talent. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


EomundDaughter
Lorien

Jul 30 2016, 1:56pm

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Biggest cell phone I have ever seen!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 30 2016, 5:42pm

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Denethor collapes in a paroxysm of parental failure after seeing Boromir's Snapchat account. //// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Omnigeek
Lorien


Jul 30 2016, 7:31pm

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Black and white, black and white, can't we get a decorator with some color around here? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Aug 1 2016, 1:18am

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You know, I did actually think that while watching the movie. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Aug 1 2016, 11:41am

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Denethor, much to his dismay, discovers why Pippin kept going on about finding a hobbit sized loo... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Aug 1 2016, 1:54pm

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Denethor's pride is dented a bit after being bested by a Hufflepuff using the jelly leg jinx. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 2 2016, 5:31am

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"Hello darkness my old friend..."/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 2 2016, 6:50am

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"I've come to talk to you again;" [In reply to] Can't Post

My favorite S&G song.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 2 2016, 11:48am

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“Come on baby, light my pyre" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 2 2016, 2:58pm

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Ouch! [In reply to] Can't Post

If I could call it, that would be the winner, right there (awful pun and all)!

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


tigatag
Registered User


Aug 2 2016, 7:39pm

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Having Pippin plan the celebrations may have been, in hindsight, a mistake. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 3 2016, 2:18am

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"Because a vision softly creeping...came from my palantir while I was looking..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 3 2016, 3:08am

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"And the vision that was planted in my brain … Still remains, within the thumb-drive of my palantir..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.




dormouse
Half-elven


Aug 3 2016, 4:53pm

Post #20 of 24 (1776 views)
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And maybe the Minas Tirith Philharmonic...... [In reply to] Can't Post

..wouldn't have run off giggling if only he'd he'd his baton the right way round.

But as it is.... sigh....

"Can you sing, Master Hobbit?"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


StingingFly
Lorien


Aug 4 2016, 2:26pm

Post #21 of 24 (1745 views)
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The Winner... [In reply to] Can't Post

Is Bracegirdle, of an enjoyable and closely contested race.
The silver medal goes to Belegdir's 'Gondor's Got Talent' caption, which gave me a good laugh. It also had me wondering, who would win 'Gondor's Got Talent?' I think this deserves its own post.
Bracegirdle's scorching play on words was absolutely perfect. If there were ever a theme song for Denethor, that would be it. So, unlike Denethor, I gladly give up the kingdom to you Bracegirdle, lead onward.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 4 2016, 6:36pm

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Ooo – thank you StingingFly :) [In reply to] Can't Post

I think it’s been about a hundred years ago last Thursday since I won one of these caption contests. They are always a blast, but heavy heavy competition.

Give me a couple days folks, and I’ll see what I can come up with…

And over Middle-earth he passed
and heard at last the weeping sore
of women and of elven-maids
in Elder Days, in years of yore.




Cuwen Maegmacil
Rivendell


Aug 5 2016, 10:02pm

Post #23 of 24 (1675 views)
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The Ring is Mine!" ~ Frodo Baggins

It is our fight!~ Tauriel

I fear neither death nor pain! ~Eowyn


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 16 2016, 1:25am

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Ha! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


 
 

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